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AflacDuck

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  1. Thanks guys. Haven't been on much for the last 2 months or so due to the little league baseball team I coach but that all ended yesterday, So i'll be on a lot more starting Sat.

     

    Rob / The Duck

     

    ps - I'm coming for you Maz.

  2. A man and a woman were sitting beside each other in the first class section of an airplane. The woman sneezed, took out a tissue, gently wiped her nose, then visibly shuddered for ten to fifteen seconds. The man went back to his reading. A few minutes later, the woman sneezed again, took a tissue, wiped her nose, then shuddered violently once more.

     

    Assuming that the woman might have a cold, the man was still curious about the shuddering. A few more minutes passed when the woman sneezed yet again. As before, she took a tissue, wiped her nose, her body shaking even more than before.

     

    Unable to restrain his curiosity, the man turned to the woman and said, "I couldn't help but notice that you've sneezed three times, wiped your nose and then shuddered violently. Are you OK?"

     

    "I am sorry if I disturbed you, I have a very rare medical condition; whenever I sneeze I have an orgasm."

     

    The man, more than a bit embarrassed, was still curious.

     

    "I have never heard of that condition before" he said. "Are you taking anything for it?"

     

    The woman nodded, "Pepper."

  3. In Dallas, it's not Dallas county as a whole that is dry, but certain sections of it. Growing up, I thought that was the norm. You could buy alcohol in some parts of town but not others. Funny sight to see - warehouses and such one side of the street and bars and liquor stores on the other as far as the eye can see.

     

    For Paperman - Walnut Hill Ln. beween I-35 and Harry Hines Blvd. comes to mind.

     

    Rob / The Duck

  4. Psycho,

     

    I hate to disagree with you man, but doing a system restore with a virus on your computer is the absolute WORST thing you can do. If a virus gets into your system back-up, you are (literally) screwed and you will never get it out. System restore works great to neutralize a malware - NOT A VIRUS. There is a huge difference between the two. If you do get a virus, the first thing you should do is DISABLE system restore untill you rip the virus out of your system. I appreciate that you are trying to help but please make sure the advice you are giving is correct.

     

    Rob / The Duck

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