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hxtr

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  1. Gorilla has important info for anyone with reservations.
  2. This is my bong. There are many bongs like it, but this one is mine. My bong is my best friend. It is my life. I must master it as I master my masturbation. My bong, without me, is useless. Without my bong, I am useless. I must fire up my bong true. I must suck more than any enemy who is trying to out smoke me. I must exhale before he exhales. I will... My bong and myself know that what counts is the weed, not just the buds we fire up, the noise of our coughing, nor the smoke we make. We know that it is the hit that count. We will hit... My bong is human, even as I, because it is my life. Thus, I will learn it as a brother. I will learn its weakness, its strength, its parts, its accessories, its bowel and its carb. I will keep my bong clean and ready, even as I am clean and ready. We will become part of each other. We will.... Before my dealer I swear this creed. My bong and myself are the defenders of my bedroom. We are the masters of our addiction. We are the saviors of my life. So be it, until victory is mine and there is no one trying to take my weed. Peace! FU Google.. FU All
  3. then they pull out the paintball guns and blast him. hahahha
  4. just a little. lol and ok.. will do.
  5. Nice... this tells you not to be full of hot air.... you will end up queefing your way through life. Nice WiZiD.
  6. FU GOOGLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  7. FU hxtr... and F all of U. Oh bogleg... leave my bitches out of this.
  8. which Ricko is this.. mushroom head or other?
  9. glad your not removing tags.... nice to see an admin just remove tags.. but stick around. you family and work are way more important. Not to me but to you. lol Come visit often.
  10. i know what it is... Punk Buster knows your not a virgin. Problem sovled.. just tell the truth.. you are not pure. lol
  11. This is the kind of shit that makes people like myself not give a rats ass about the Olympics. I dont care who's countries dick is bigger... It used to be about the games. My last love for the games was back in 1984 the time I arrived back from Germany. I was glued to the TV watching the summer games. Now I don't get involved. It is all about money and so blatantly obvious. Even with the controversies... they will do anything to get you to watch.
  12. Just 1 hole for you hxtr? Are you sur she's a woman? ahahah I will be famous, one day, for this question Crazy Frenchi, I don't understand what you mean ^^ You think hxtr's talking about human being?? Not sure about that... Yea what is Frenchi saying? hahhaha google translator broke trying to break the encryption. lol hahahaha The problem is when you pre-ejaculate before finding the hole, seems to fuck things up. Be patients in life and wait till you find what your suppose to do with the hole.
  13. hahahahahahahaa I was wondering why not many was replying.. hahahahhahhahaah I remember now when this member came on board.... not long ago.. lol I knew it was going to cause a problem. hahahhaha Im confused now... you mean I have not been making fun of Richo? That sucks!!!!! Someone needs a name change. Sorry Ricko.. ur probably going... WTF, I dont know some of these people. I cant stop laughing.
  14. I am making a mess and I can clean it up...
  15. Life is like having sex for the first time. You know there is a hole... you just need to find it. Use all your senses... sight, touch, smell, taste, and hearing. Use all to find that hole.. when you do, use the 6th sense and figure out what the hell she wants you to do with it. hxtr 7-31-2012 someday I will be famous for this.... hahahhahahaa
  16. you would be amazzzzz..ed what I can do after a six pack TBB. hahahahaha Ok I have had about a six back in bourbon. How the FU Google did he do that. I did not get the audio the first time around.
  17. hxtr

    Ppppppleaaase

    nice work.. now what about poor old Ricko?
  18. welcome back home Pancake.... so your xfire... does that mean you a magic muffin?
  19. i agree... i want a resturant someday. Not a big one.. one that will earn a living. Got the perfect place. Ruggers.... woops wrong topic.
  20. hits per month...
  21. thats cool... i love good card tricks.
  22. ??????? SOB said "Home visits no no NO " hahahahahhahaha So where do you get the volunteers and how do you get them to whore themselves for free? Must be some good weed. lol
  23. now that might be a use for them but they probably suck at all them jobs as well. Fucking hate anything iRelated. FU iTunes!!!!!!!!!!!!! suck my PC!!!
  24. Not even close to XI TKO (TP for My Bunghole) Votes This Month 3213 Average 2526.6 PVs This Month 16121 Second Place.. DOWG is the only other closest. Votes This Month 434 Average 646.9 PVs This Month 30548.9 XI - it is clear XI is the number one clan no matter how many votes we dont get. Votes This Month 420 - i hacked it from 417 to 420.. lol Average 1779.7 PVs This Month 81150.7 Be proud XI. We dont even need one vote and we beat them.... hahahahaha
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