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Joe Canadian Shamu 10 Rules for Dating My Daughter One: If you pull into my driveway and honk, you’d better bedelivering a pizza, because you are definitely not picking anything up. Two: You do not touch my daughter in front of me…If you cannotkeep your eyes or hands off my daughter’s body, I will gladly remove said itemsfrom your body. Three: I am aware that it is fashionable for boys to wear theirtrousers so loosely that they appear to be falling off their hip. In order to ensure that your clothes do notcome off during the course of your date I will take my nail gun and securelyfasten your trousers to your waist. Youwill also be assessed the cost of the nails. Four: I’m sure that, in this day of sexual awareness, you areaware that sex without using a “barrier method” of some kind can kill you. Let me elaborate. When it comes to sex, I am the barrier and Iwill kill you. Five: In order for us to get along we should talk about sports,politics and other current events. Please do not bother. The onlyinformation I need from you is an indication of when you expect to have mydaughter safely back at my house. Aone-word answer is all that is required. Repeat after me…….”Early”. Six: You may date other girls as long as my daughterapproves. Otherwise, once you have datedmy daughter you will date no one but her until she is finished with you. If you make her cry, I will make you cry. Seven: As you stand in the foyer waiting for my daughter to appear,and more than an hour goes by, do not sigh or fidget. If you want to be on time for a movie youshould not be dating. Instead ofstanding there being useless you could cut my grass. Eight: The following places are not appropriate for dating mydaughter. Places where there are beds,sofas or anything softer than a wooden stool…. where there are no parents,policemen or nuns within eyesight…..where there is darkness…where there isdancing, holding hands or happiness. Movies with strong romantic theme or sexual content are notpermitted. Chainsaws are okay. Hockey games are okay. Old folk’s homes are better. Nine: Do not lie to me. IfI ask you where you are going you have one chance only to tell me the truth,the whole truth and nothing but the truth. I have a shotgun, a shovel and 5 acres behind the house. Do not trifle with me. Ten: Be afraid. Be veryafraid. As soon as you return from yourdate and pull into the driveway exit the car immediately with both hands inview. Announce in a clear voice that youhave brought my daughter home early and safely and return to your car. There is no need for you to come inside. Do not push your luck. Consider yourselffortunate, you have survived……for the time being. With all these hot looking daughters showing up I thought I would re-post these rules. Is your daughter (still) single? mine is.. come kill her current and take your chances. jk

Murlock lol RD I care less about him...Where are you bud? I dont see u in the game ? who is RD? lol must be your fault murlock...... ask pink.

PigDog BiG CheesE i dont let my daughter out without some maze and knifes lol Cheese, you snd her out with Indian Corn and a Knife?? I don't get it....... Hxtr, I hear ya buddy. My daughter is 14 and has the same boyfriend for over 2 years now.....I think I need to print Shamu's rules and give them to him! well..... cool to meet you Pigdog........ so take care of her. If that long.. a good thing.. you know? Not one after another kind of thing.

Vampire - Howdy SUUUUP Howdy all, Vampire here, some of you may seen me already playing on the server, yea its epic. I am 20, soon to be in the army, Hooah. and I am ass at Freeze tag even when i was 5. lol. But hell I am interested in joining XI badass clan i have to say. Hooah Ill be on your sever most of the time nice... good luck bro. And thanks for joining. We need good people in our armed forces and welcome to XI.

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ i think you are hulusinating............ i'm the only gay in the village.

Pharticus Shamu 10 Rules for Dating My Daughter One: If you pull into my driveway and honk, you’d better bedelivering a pizza, because you are definitely not picking anything up. Two: You do not touch my daughter in front of me…If you cannotkeep your eyes or hands off my daughter’s body, I will gladly remove said itemsfrom your body. Three: I am aware that it is fashionable for boys to wear theirtrousers so loosely that they appear to be falling off their hip. In order to ensure that your clothes do notcome off during the course of your date I will take my nail gun and securelyfasten your trousers to your waist. Youwill also be assessed the cost of the nails. Four: I’m sure that, in this day of sexual awareness, you areaware that sex without using a “barrier method” of some kind can kill you. Let me elaborate. When it comes to sex, I am the barrier and Iwill kill you. Five: In order for us to get along we should talk about sports,politics and other current events. Please do not bother. The onlyinformation I need from you is an indication of when you expect to have mydaughter safely back at my house. Aone-word answer is all that is required. Repeat after me…….”Early”. Six: You may date other girls as long as my daughterapproves. Otherwise, once you have datedmy daughter you will date no one but her until she is finished with you. If you make her cry, I will make you cry. Seven: As you stand in the foyer waiting for my daughter to appear,and more than an hour goes by, do not sigh or fidget. If you want to be on time for a movie youshould not be dating. Instead ofstanding there being useless you could cut my grass. Eight: The following places are not appropriate for dating mydaughter. Places where there are beds,sofas or anything softer than a wooden stool…. where there are no parents,policemen or nuns within eyesight…..where there is darkness…where there isdancing, holding hands or happiness. Movies with strong romantic theme or sexual content are notpermitted. Chainsaws are okay. Hockey games are okay. Old folk’s homes are better. Nine: Do not lie to me. IfI ask you where you are going you have one chance only to tell me the truth,the whole truth and nothing but the truth. I have a shotgun, a shovel and 5 acres behind the house. Do not trifle with me. Ten: Be afraid. Be veryafraid. As soon as you return from yourdate and pull into the driveway exit the car immediately with both hands inview. Announce in a clear voice that youhave brought my daughter home early and safely and return to your car. There is no need for you to come inside. Do not push your luck. Consider yourselffortunate, you have survived……for the time being. With all these hot looking daughters showing up I thought I would re-post these rules. I printed this off and handed them to my two oldest ladies, 14 and 12. I will begin to consider to allow them to date when they are 17. Begin to consider. they are never old enough right?...... and I hear you. consider is a good thing.

baldie Hey I know what you Guy's mean. Here is a pick of my Daughter Louise and her big brother Liam.. it was the day of her prom and me and her brother was informing her of the rules yet again with regards boy's. But I do worry all the time I have brought her up to always be honest firstly to her self and then everyone else and take no shit from no one lol. If all else fails me and her 4 brothers will take care of any over enthusiastic boy's great looking family baldie. And what I see is true love between both of them. That is fantastic and the way it should be. great job bro!!!!!!!!!!!!

great show... and true humor. Improve..............

hackeklaus im from the fucking fuck germany but i fucking dont know the fucking word "frichen". Fuck. What the fuck you talking about and were the fuck is germany? lol jk

MARKOFF>XI< man that is one of the most harrowing and moving pices of film I think I have ever seen, thats why we should never forget the men and women that died fighting for our 2 great countrys! and we still forget... fucking sucks.

=GzR=Lunkster One other thing, this has nowt to do with this thread... It just gets my count up to 20 so I can finally be considered for XI membership!! hahahahaha... dont worry I never post. lol all I can say.. 3 months.. mic and be cool. You be in.

Merlin007 I watched part if once when my wife was flipping through the channels but that's about it. I don't watch a lot of TV to start with, there are a few good shows, but really, what's with all the reality TV shows. Just my preference, but gimme shows like Magnum PI and MASH. hahahaha agree but at least these reality show can teach you something rather corrupt. as for M.A.S.H and Mag PI......... i am so with you. 2 of my favorites. And like you I dont watch much tv.

lol fuck!

PimpedOutPete 3rdCdnInfty hxtr 3rdCdnInfty I am dreaading one day when I have kids that if one of them is a girl. I would love to have a daughter but the thought of all those guys out there, who think about sex always would kill me 3rd!!!!!!!!!!!! yes i hear you bro............ but my love for my daughter can not be replaced. So glad I had her and thought/think the same way about them dicks. Cool we love our kids... even our girls. Not the same in other places. Have a daughter.......... they are so wonderful and yes.. very hard at time. if I do happen have a daughter and I probably will cause my parents had all boys so I may only have girls. I would be happy and I will just make sure that she is ready as can be for the world, but I hope I have like 3 sons before a girl casue they will deal with the guys I cant quote anything when it comes to boys since we had two girls.. As much as they gave me grey hair, I would never trade a moment without them... Butterfly kisses peeps.. I agree Pete and 3rd would be no different. Funny thing you said 3rd... my mom has all sisters.. 5. lol so yes that is probably right..... but so funny my aunt has 5 girls no boys but she does not make that call my uncle does. An X Y thing. It is so cool when no matter what it is... your daughter will call you and ask just for an ear... and honest opinion. I am not exaggerating when I say at times I love her so much it hurts.

3rdCdnInfty I am dreaading one day when I have kids that if one of them is a girl. I would love to have a daughter but the thought of all those guys out there, who think about sex always would kill me 3rd!!!!!!!!!!!! yes i hear you bro............ but my love for my daughter can not be replaced. So glad I had her and thought/think the same way about them dicks. Cool we love our kids... even our girls. Not the same in other places. Have a daughter.......... they are so wonderful and yes.. very hard at time.

Sychosteve hxtr got to agree she is very pretty ,know idea on who other than Lara croft, also know how you feel would have loved to lock mine up but you can't do that something about some silly law against it its ok she meet a decent guy got married and is now expecting my 1st grand kid any time now damn........ nice. Not wanting grand kids... but you know I do. Just not till she is ready.

Joe Canadian hxtr Joe Canadian hxtr Joe Canadian No idea who she's dressed up as, hxtr, but congratulations, your daughter is sure beautiful cheers Joe Well Joe you were almost right.. she almost was a well you know if you watch the movie. It is a bad a movie but the beginning I was pissed and sad. Now.. kill the fuckers. But did not know but you were not far off. lol Your last post not this one. Hey hxtr, when I said nurse costume = a hooker, I was just making fun of what deerejon said about his daughter's halloween costume, never intended to say your daughter's made her look like one, she's indeed pretty and her costume looks fine to me >deerejon >"My daughter was showing her mother her nurse costume last night and I walked in and go..."What the hell? your going out as >a hooker?? no way..." lol...." Cheers Joe good luck...... lol you know what I mean. Sure lol, dont worry too much either, you are a cool dad, Im sure you daughter is your biggest fan she is my world.

Joe Canadian hxtr Joe Canadian No idea who she's dressed up as, hxtr, but congratulations, your daughter is sure beautiful cheers Joe Well Joe you were almost right.. she almost was a well you know if you watch the movie. It is a bad a movie but the beginning I was pissed and sad. Now.. kill the fuckers. But did not know but you were not far off. lol Your last post not this one. Hey hxtr, when I said nurse costume = a hooker, I was just making fun of what deerejon said about his daughter's halloween costume, never intended to say your daughter's made her look like one, she's indeed pretty and her costume looks fine to me >deerejon >"My daughter was showing her mother her nurse costume last night and I walked in and go..."What the hell? your going out as >a hooker?? no way..." lol...." Cheers Joe good luck...... lol you know what I mean.

BudSr Holy crap. you guys don't wana here what i am thinking. hahahahahahahhahahahahahahaha you are not alone.... if she dont mind.. how can I.

Sonovabich I hope when the bitch dies it is an agonising death, my country is still living with this old cows legacy, i am old enough to remember her reign of terror and how she destroyed whole communities especially in my part of the country, she destroyed our coal and steel industries because she wanted to teach the unions a lesson, she started the me me me era in the UK, it still has not gone away, she taught us to just look after number1 and screw anyone needing help (and many did after she had finished with them) no we don't need here "spirit" anymore in this country Heff we had enough of that thank you, people should stop saying silly things and actually read the true facts behind this heartless bitch, not what the Tory press churn out to whitewash the facts, when she was in power she was voted the most hated person behind Hitler. She got into power by running a campaign saying Labour was not working (1million unemployed) within 2 years of her disaster we had record unemployment of 3 million in our country, we had riots all over the country, lets fast forward to today 2.7 million unemployed, riots all over the country..mmm who is in power, thats right the Tories again, please don't churn out the same crap as the Tory press that it was all Labours fault,the British Labour party did not cause the world recession, because of this governments shitty policies our countries growth out of this recession is one of the lowest in the world, same Thatcher policies from Thatchers new little boys. There will be street parties over here when she finally pops her clogs but i am content at the moment knowing she is drooling and crapping in her adult diapers everyday now, so no Maggie fan club here please. Roger Walter hated her from his song... humm... i guess a consensus.

Joe Canadian hxtr Joe Canadian No idea who she's dressed up as, hxtr, but congratulations, your daughter is sure beautiful cheers Joe Well Joe you were almost right.. she almost was a well you know if you watch the movie. It is a bad a movie but the beginning I was pissed and sad. Now.. kill the fuckers. But did not know but you were not far off. lol Your last post not this one. Hey hxtr, when I said nurse costume = a hooker, I was just making fun of what deerejon said about his daughter's halloween costume, never intended to say your daughter's made her look like one, she's indeed pretty and her costume looks fine to me >deerejon >"My daughter was showing her mother her nurse costume last night and I walked in and go..."What the hell? your going out as >a hooker?? no way..." lol...." Cheers Joe Watch the movie.. lol you were very close. hahahahaha I loved the movie. Want to see more............ and I know bro. Dont worry about shit like that.

No doubt Joe... and I love her outfit... im sure Pete will want me to wear that once it arrives. I will make atleast another dollar or two per.

^^^^^^^^^^^^^ same for me Don... I so should have waited to watch.

Maddude - Hey Guys! Hey! I'm Maddude, I've just recently signed up for this clan. Now, what I'd like to talk about myself is what I bring with me everywhere. I'll remain polite, calm, and restrictive in all rights, and will help any non user, and users of our own clan equally if a problem emerges. I get along with basically everyone, and just love to screw around for an hour or two on TF2 with some friends and soon to be friends. Another active piece, is that I am an aspiring Graphic artist. That being said, I wouldn't mind helping out (if asked that is, if not that is perfectly fine as well) with designated assignments (signatures, avatars, etc.) In a nutshell, I'm very glad to be here, and hope to be accepted by you all equally as I know ill accept you! -Maddude yea right.. that is what Pete said.. lol.. sorry inside joke. Welcome bro.. hope to see you on TF2 and photoshop rocks!!!!!!!! Get a mic.. dont get offended and have a great time.. you will be XI.