HellTiger

You don't stamp it down, you leave that for hxtr to do. As he's stamping it down yelling you mother fucker! FUCK YOU! FUCK YOU! YOU SICK MOTHER FUCK!!!!

@@Sonovabich I'm just being sarcastic, it's rare I'm ever serious on here. It was more of a comment on hxtr's post.

That's what I hated the most about @@hxtr's house, every fucking time I had to pee, his damn toy was on the toilet.... one time he was using it on the toilet and i had to pee so i peed in his shower

White racism:

This is old but i just came across it today, never seen this before.

If I can't make fun of one race then it's not okay for me to make fun of any race. Everything has to be okay to be made fun of or nothing is okay.

and then how am i supposed to get this cute girl's number but i forgot my phone at home when pens and pencils get banned because people are stabbing each other in the eyes

Very cool and interesting.

https://i.imgur.com/ISbqJt1.gifv

Most guns in Texas arent even registered because they aren't required to be unless fully automatic so good luck with that in Texas.

Guns will never be banned in America because they are apart of our way of life.

That could work but then the gun factories would go out of business because no one is buying. Everyone is buying what is already out in the public if this were to happen.

WTF? I didnt know sega genesis had over 900 games....

You'll never get to work on time haha and the mooning bush are my favorites.

Tarrare four years later, in 1798, a M. Tessier of Versailles hospital contacted Percy to notify him that a patient of theirs wished to see him. It was Tarrare, now bedridden and weak.Tarrare told Percy that he had swallowed a golden fork two years earlier, which he believed was lodged inside him and causing his current weakness. He hoped that Percy could find some way to remove it. Percy, however, recognised him as suffering from advanced tuberculosis. A month later, Tarrare began to suffer from continuous exudative diarrhea, dying shortly afterwards. The corpse rotted quickly; the surgeons of the hospital refused to dissect it. Tessier, however, wanted to find out how Tarrare differed from the norm internally, and was also curious as to whether the gold fork was actually lodged inside him. At the autopsy, Tarrare's gullet was found to be abnormally wide and when his jaws were opened, surgeons could see down a broad canal into the stomach. His body was found to be filled with pus, his liver and gallbladder were abnormally large, and his stomach was enormous, covered in ulcers and filling most of his abdominal cavity. The fork was never found. This is very interesting. This guy had the absolute most bizarre diet. He ate a meal intended for 15 people in a single sitting, ate live cats, snakes, lizards and puppies, and swallowed an eel whole without chewing. Despite his unusual diet, he was of normal size and appearance, and showed no signs of mental illness other than what was described as an apathetic temperament. Read this bizarre story here about what we know about this man's life. He only lived 26 years. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tarrare

Guy passes a buff guy on the street and asks, "Are you a pole vaulter?" Buff guy says, "No, I'm German. How did you know my name is Walter?"

You can always use your pets as substitutes.

They see a stag about a hundred feet away. The Physicist takes a shot, but he forgets to allow for wind resistance and the arrow falls five feet short. The Engineer takes his shot, but he adds too much of a fudge factor and the arrow's five feet too far. The Statistician goes "Nice job guys, we got him!"