HellTiger

I only got the message once. I didn't buy the game immediately. I think that message has glitched some how for you... it should not be coming up every time you login.

Welcome to XI officially!

Bought it

@@deerejon you were agreeing with Damage, or at least I think you were... Anyway I mentioned you just because you read his bullshit and commented on it. That's all. Your original post is fine, i have nothing against it. Sorry for the confusion deerejon

Where are you getting these statistics? If you are talking about international murder rates the USA is ranked 111. You also need to remember the USA is the 3rd largest country in the entire world. Out of over 300 million people on average 12,000 are murdered each year by firearm. Brazil, a country of over 200 million people has 50,000 murdered on average each year by firearm. Brazil doesn't make it into the top 10. Brazil is ranked 15th in the world for their murder rate. Russia is also more dangerous than the USA as far as firearm murders. Russia is ranked 52. A population of over 145 million has over 13,000 people murdered each year by firearm. Russia has half the population of the USA yet Russia has one thousand more people die to firearms than the USA. @@Damage_inc- @@deerejon Don't spread bad information, I want to see your sources. Here are my sources: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_countries_by_intentional_homicide_rate http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2014/04/10/worlds-highest-murder-rates_n_5125188.html

Great now how am i going to cut my steak....

You will never hit the dartboard with that picture on it. The darts will end up hitting Dean instead because they are trying to run away.

A father has a robot. "The robot is always able to tell if you're speaking the truth. If you lie, the robot will slap you." One night the son comes home really late. The dad asks, "Where were you?" "At the library." Bam! The son gets slapped. "Where were you really?" "At the movies." "What movie were you watching?" "Batman V Superman" Bam! He gets slapped again. "What movie were you really watching?" The son replies, "I'm sorry dad, I was watching an adult film" The dad gets angry. "When I was a kid, I never watched that kind of stuff!" Bam! The dad gets slapped. The mom says, "After all he is your son" Bam! She gets slapped.

A little boy asks his mother, "What the difference is between a Democrat and a Republican?" The mother thinks hard and comes up with this explanation for the child. A Democrat is like that very nice aunt you have that always promises to take you to Disneyland. But something always comes up and you never actually go. A Republican is like a grumpy uncle. Every time you ask him about Disneyland he says absolutely not, we don't have enough money. But then later you find out that he went with out you anyway. Corey Kahaney

The cashier asked 'Sir, do you want a bag?' He replied 'No thanks, she's not that ugly'

On their way to get married, a young Catholic couple is involved in a fatal car accident. The couple find themselves sitting outside the Pearly Gates waiting for St. Peter to process them into Heaven. While waiting, they begin to wonder: Could they possibly get married in Heaven? When St. Peter showed up, they asked him. St. Peter said, 'I don't know. This is the first time anyone has asked. Let me go find out,' and he leaves. The couple sat and waited, and waited. Two months passed and the couple are still waiting. While waiting, they began to wonder what would happen if it didn't work out; could you get a divorce in heaven. After yet another month, St. Peter finally returns, looking somewhat bedraggled. 'Yes,' he informs the couple, 'you can get married in Heaven.' 'Great!' said the couple, 'But we were just wondering, what if things don't work out? Could we also get a divorce in Heaven?' St. Peter, red-faced with anger, slammed his clipboard onto the ground. 'What's wrong?' asked the frightened couple. 'OH, COME ON!', St. Peter shouted, 'It took me three months to find a priest up here! Do you have any idea how long it'll take me to find a lawyer ?

When Jane first met Tarzan in the jungle, she was instantly attracted to him and during her questions about his life, she asked him if he had ever had sex. "Tarzan not know sex." he replied. Jane explained to him what it was. Tarzan said, "Ohhh...Tarzan use knot hole in trunk of tree." Horrified, Jane said, "Tarzan, you have it all wrong, but I will show you how to do it properly." She took off her clothing and lay down on the ground. "Here." she said, pointing to her privates, "You must put it in here." Tarzan removed his loin cloth, showing Jane his considerable manhood, stepped closer to her and kicked her right in the crotch! Jane rolled around in agony for what seemed like an eternity. Eventually, she managed to gasp for air and screamed, "What did you do that for?!" Tarzan replied, "Check for squirrel."

As long as you don't go to any virus infested websites you dont need any protection. It's like having sex with someone, you can only get infected if they are already infected. If no infection exists you have nothing to worry about.

Where does Joe keep finding his moose then?

awwww SupaDupa's spooge

First of all who butchered the Soldier's Creed? Also you could at least try to make this make sense instead of just adding hell bound soldiers everywhere and spelling errors. "I server the people of Hell Bound Soldiers" "I am an expert and a perfessional" "I am a guardian of freedom and the way of life" what way of life? lol "I am a guardian of freedom and the American way of life" "I am disciplined physically and mentaly tough" Army's Soldier's Creed: I am an American Soldier. I am a warrior and a member of a team. I serve the people of the United States, and live the Army Values. I will always place the mission first. I will never accept defeat. I will never quit. I will never leave a fallen comrade. I am disciplined, physically and mentally tough, trained and proficient in my warrior tasks and drills. I always maintain my arms, my equipment and myself. I am an expert and I am a professional. I stand ready to deploy, engage, and destroy, the enemies of the United States of America in close combat. I am a guardian of freedom and the American way of life. I am an American Soldier. I take this creed seriously since I have dedicated 4 years of my life so far and have 4 more years to go.

You forgot canada Q. What is the Canadian lifestyle? A. MAPLE LOVING MOOSE FUCKING HIPPIES

That cheerleader actually never took a shit. There was a competition back in 2014 on Reddit to photoshop the image and the best photoshopped image would win. This diarrhea image was the winner and a Redditor forwarded it as if it was real. Here is the one with no diarrhea and other entries for the competition.

Don't frame budman, i wouldnt let him give me head even if he was the last woman on earth.

Gives the best head! I have no idea what the massage is like. He only gave me head.

Can confirm. This car wash doesn't work.