Cosmic_Horse

I'm gonnma try to keep myself from stomping too many smurfs, promise!

It's your turn now, love!

Woohooo! I'mma break out the champagne now!

I'm just gonna share my Battlefield 4 playlist. I listen to this to get PHUCKIN' PSYCHED! It's all instrumental epic movie music. Turn it up and go play Locker, you'll do awesome! https://open.spotify.com/user/kerfuffle/playlist/2RW4xCuuQ3jp3KjkV7gbKO

I fell down some stairs and bruided my entire back, busted a muscle in my buttox, broke rib, and sprained my ankle. When i landed on the floor beneath the stairs i was just screaming right out because of the pain. I had stair shaped bruises on my back for like 3 weeks. That prety much sucked. Wouldn't recommend it. HOLD ON TO THE RAILING IN STAIRS, K?

Plesae have someone filming that the next time it happens!

I thought being pissed drunk already was an Irish sport?

HAH, target practice, eh? Aren't you sweet

Oh, I see you escaped even further from your leash then! I'm not looking forward to getting chronic stabs by you. But welcome anyway!

Great job! Works great!

Pretty sure you've already killed me a few times. WELCOME!

Oh my, congratz brotha!

This is true. I used to be a teacher, and this is a really common attitude among parents. "I don't have to do it, since they'll teach it at school". They don't even care about teaching their kids basic values anymore. And if the kid gets a bad grade, it's the teacher's fault - never the parent's. Lazy parenting is the new thing.

You know you want one too, Jay!

http://www.amazon.com/dp/B005TUQIK2?tag=todaysalessite-20 GO GET IT, GURL!

Well you clearly win!

I'm way too lazy to type it all out. I screencapped it instead. The lot is shoved into a very pink computer case, water cooled, and joined by 2 SSD drives. The motherboard is a Asus Rampage IV Black edition. . Keyboard: Corsair K70 RGB Mouse: Logitech G502

Thanks! Best way to live, in my opinion!

Hah, I don't chew tobacco, but I do use the Swedish Snus!

Hah, you're right about the badger! Maybe they aren't really bad taxidermy, maybe it's just pictures of drunk animals?

Sounds like a great party! I'll bring some fermented herring too.

Well good, 'cause i can't keep off the wine for too long. I should start "Cosmic's drunken helicopter service". Can only go well!

That. Is. Awesome.

I really think that one should say "We're very XI:ted to have you here!"

I bet it is, since a lot of you seems to be british. I don't have any tea though. I'm Swedish. I have meatballs from IKEA. Sorry if I mislead you. If you play BF4 alot and hang in the EU server teamspeak channel, you already probably know who I am. So these guys can tell you all about how I hate losing and how I can't handle my wine, and how much I love bad taxidermy. Yes, bad taxidermy is a thing. And the world needs to know about it. One of my biggest interests in life is food. My motto is "If I can eat it, it's good enough for me". I plan my days around when I get to eat again. The most common sound you hear from me in teamspeak is probably chewing. Second place is swearing. In general a play a lot of games. BF4 is a favourite since i g,et to shoot people. Sometimes it's people i like, and that just makes it even better. If I don't play BF4 I play a lot of Rainbow Six: Siege, Day Z, Chivalry or some single player game like Pony Island. The easiest way to befriend me is to give me food. Complementary bad taxidermy attached - for your enjoyment!