I heard @TheHammer goes nuts and beat up all the furniture in his house. With his dying rate, he ain't got a fully functioning chair/table/fridge or w/e left. When he is done with his furniture, he ragequits.
Also heard that @Wardogs411 is single handedly responsible for the destruction of about 5 acres of tropical rainforest using all that tissues. Not for masturbating like @StormCrow but for all those damn sobbings he does when he again "almost had a nuke". It takes more than 3 kills for that you focker
Me, I have a pee, refill the beer, get a new beer, drink the beer, spill the beer, look at the beer, make love to the beer, then drink some more beer. This got me thirsty..off to get a beer