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according to the polls, i lost three "friends" from my list..... which ones i wonder????????
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DUMPED OVER A THO INTO THE CAR OVER THE LAST MONTH PLUS AND GUESS WHERE IT IS?... YUP THATS RIGHT,, BROKE DOWN ON A DIRT ROAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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SOOOOO.................i agreed to trade labor on a deck repair for a vehicle,,the owner went to find the title,,couldnt find it, went to the registry for a new one..found out that the title was never remitted to the owner after the financing was compleated,,BECAUSE>>>>>>>>>>> the company that sold her the car was long since out of bussiness,,,getting nowhere finding an owner to sign over the title,,,now your assignment, if you chose to accept it is.....wtf do i do now?!?
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one week in marthas vinyard is enough for my lifetime!!!
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would someone please post something positive about these last few days ... please,,, seems to be a bad news weekend. i did have a great weekend with my kids and thier cousins,,, someone else must have had something good happen
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it was a gift ,from my brother, a cd, i started listening to it when i went to get some smokes
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a zoophile and a pyromaniac are all sitting on a bench in a mental institution."Let's have sex with a cat!" shouts the zoophile out of no where."Let's have sex with the cat and then tortureit," says the sadist."Let's have sex with the cat, torture it andthen kill it," shouted the murderer."Let's have sex with the cat, torture it, kill itand then have sex with it again," said the necrophile."Let's have sex with the cat, torture it, kill it,have sex with it again and then burn it," saidthe pyromaniac.There was silence, and then the masochistsaid: "Meow."in my nephews words: "thus changing the meaning of "meow" forever..."
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1. Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead. Do not walk ahead of me, for I may not follow. Do not walk beside me for the path is narrow. In fact, just leave me the Hell alone.2. Sex is like air. It's not that important unless you aren't getting any.3. No one is listening until you fart.4. Always remember you're unique. Just like everyone else.5. Never test the depth of the water with both feet.6. If you think nobody cares whether you're alive or dead, try missing a couple of payme...
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lots of expert advise for free,1 axle to your car,a few freinds to help,an 18 pack for said freinds,3 hours of your time,$ 120.00getting the work done ,starting your car andhearing the same fucking noise as you drive away!!!!!!!!!!!priceless....
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A Harley biker is riding by the zoo in Washington DC when he sees a little girl leaning into the lion's cage. Suddenly, the lion grabs her by the cuff of her jacket and tries to pull her Inside to slaughter her, under the eyes of her screaming parents. The biker jumps off his Harley, runs to the cage and hits the lion square on the nose with a powerful punch. Whimpering from the pain the lion jumps back letting go of the girl, and the biker brings her to her terrified parents, who thank...
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A fleeing Taliban, desperate for water, was plodding through the Afghan desert when he saw something far off in the distance.Hoping to find water, he hurried toward the oasis only to find a little oldJewish man at a small stand, selling ties.The Taliban asked, "Do you have water?"The Jewish man replied, "I have no water. Would you like tobuy a tie? They are only $5."The Taliban shouted, "Idiot! I do not need an over-pricedtie. I need water! I should kill you, but I must find water fi...
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is there a way to uninstall fb and reinstall whithout losing everything? nothing is working on fb for me , no links and no buttons work, i cant even look at pics anymore???
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A guy goes to the doctor with hearing problems..."Can you describe the symptoms to me?" asked the doctor."Yes... Homer is a fat yellow lazy bastard and Marge is a skinny chick with bigblue hair."
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the universe is shaped exactly like the earth, if you go straight along enough you'll end up where you were......