WldPenguin

Well the "tame" version is that I have been collecting all things penguin for about 30 years now (yes even before they were WAY popular lol), and when I first began playing COD4 I used the SAW and several people referred to me as WILD with that gun, so thus - WildPenguin.......

I had to stop reading.....couldn't get past the typos

Phoenix...you asked your wife? THAT was your first mistake.....

A young guy from North Dakota moves to Florida and goes to a big "everything under one roof" department store looking for a job. The Manager says, "Do you have any sales experience?" The kid says "Yeah. I was a vacuum salesman back in North Dakota." Well, the boss was unsure, but he liked the kid and figured he'd give him a shot, so he gave him the job. "You start tomorrow. I'll come down after we close and see how you did." His first day on the job was rough, but he got through it. After the store was locked up, the boss came down to the sales floor. "How many customers bought something from you today?" The kid frowns and looks at the floor and mutters, "One". The boss says "Just one?!!? Our sales people average sales to 20 to 30 customers a day. That will have to change, and soon, if you'd like to continue your employment here. We have very strict standards for our sales force here in Florida. One sale a day might have been acceptable in North Dakota, but you're not on the farm anymore, son." The kid took his beating, but continued to look at his shoes, so the boss felt kinda bad for chewing him out on his first day. He asked (semi-sarcastically), "So, how much was your one sale for?" The kid looks up at his boss and says "$101,237.65". The boss, astonished, says $101,237.65?!? What the heck did you sell?" The kid says, "Well, first, I sold him some new fish hooks. Then I sold him a new fishing rod to go with his new hooks. Then I asked him where he was going fishing and he said down the coast, so I told him he was going to need a boat, so we went down to the boat department and I sold him a twin engine Chris Craft. Then he said he didn't think his Honda Civic would pull it, so I took him down to the automotive department and sold him that 4x4 Expedition." The boss said "A guy came in here to buy a fish hook and you sold him a boat and a TRUCK!?" The kid said "No, the guy came in here to buy tampons for his wife, and I said, 'Dude, your weekend's shot, you should go fishing.

Hope you're enjoying your day!

Sweet!

Hey, I read the synopsis on Amazon.....sounds like a great storyline.......would it be a good book for a soon-to-be 16 year-old? I am always looking for new and interesting books for my stepdaughter......

Thank you for sharing, Rad.......I miss my friend.....

Porn is overrated

Love it!

"Be thankful for all things in life. Even for the bad things. Sometimes the worst situations in life turn out to be the best things that ever happened to us." ~John Wilson Harry, I will keep you and your family in my thoughts and prayers.....Trials happen for a reason - either you give up, or stand up. So, stand up, Harry! You and your wife need to come into agreement that the Lord has laid His hands upon you, and you need to believe that He has already healed you - you just need to stand up, and walk it out. Faith conquers the enemy. Be strong!

Amen to that, Boomer!

In fact, I have a pretty nice rack myself.....

Oh, I knew EXACTLY what you were talking about!

Giggles, in the "select an action" box choose either remove or quarantine and then click "apply actions". See what that tells you next.

Hope you've been enjoying your birthday, Angus!

Awesome news, Janey!

Hope you've enjoyed your special day, Janey!

AMD for me Am in love with my Phenom 960t 3.0 GHz quad core +2 unlocked.....

"What you allow is what will continue." ~Unknown

Safe travels......which part of Ohio did they decide to move to?

Sending thoughts and prayers to you and your family, Mastiff

Journey - Lights I uhm........lost something to that song.........hmmmmm

Gordon Lightfoot - Sundown