WldPenguin

So sorry to hear....you and the Krauss family are in my prayers, DG!

Billy, you always have the BEST solutions to any problem...

A woman arrived at a party. While scanning the guests, she spotted an attractive man standing alone. She approached him, smiled and said, "Hello. My name is Carmen." "That's a beautiful name," he replied. "Is it a family name?" "No," she replied. As a matter of fact, I gave it to myself. It represents the things that I enjoy the most - cars and men. Therefore I chose 'Carmen'. What's your name?" she asked. He answered, "B.J. Titsengolf."

Love the MX518 and it's what I use....you can get them on Amazon still

The OLD songs are the BEST songs, in my opinion

My most favorite heavy metal group ever....seen them numerous times since 1984, and they're not stopping in Cleveland this time

Kage camps after he kills me.....feels the need to sit right on my bubble and continue to knife me long after I'm frozen

She was on my team earlier today, and on mic.....sounded like a girl lol

A Blonde was down on her luck. In order to raise some money, she decided to kidnap a kid and hold him for ransom. She went to the playground, grabbed a kid, took him behind a tree, and told him, "I've kidnapped you." She then wrote a note saying, "I've kidnapped your kid. Tomorrow morning, put $10,000 in a paper bag and put it under the pecan tree next to the slide on the north side of the playground. Signed:A Blonde" The Blonde then pinned the note to the kid's shirt and sent him home to show it to his parents. The next morning the blonde checked, and sure enough, a paper bag was sitting beneath the pecan tree. The Blonde opened the bag and found the $10,000 with a note that said, "How could you do this to a fellow Blonde?"

Looking forward to seeing the changes

I like it!

Yes you WILL....LOL...LOL...LOL... U go Paper Overkill, not quite sure how I should take that comment LOL.....

I didn't know it was THIS week....I would have showed up for sure, silly!

Gorilla, his profile said Dallas, TX and yours just says Texas. Be more specific next time LOL. I thought maybe you were just up there visiting from another part of Texas.

Ah, I know the area well. I've stayed at the Le Meridien right across the street from the Galleria several times for business.

Paperman, where in Dallas are you? I frequent the Highland Village area - my BFF lives there lol

Ramistar....the test was to see if my sig posted this time. I was having trouble with it. And thanks for the link

I've seen blackrussian as well, but it's been more like freezing me so many times

Gorilla, I got to see them in '04 at the same place you just were. It was with Sammy back then, and it was an amazing concert. Of course, sitting in a loge and entertaining clients made it a bit more sweet

Hung Chow calls in to work and says, "Hey, boss I not come work today, I really sick. I got headache, stomach ache and my legs hurt. I not come work." The boss says, "You know Hung Chow, I really need you today. When I feel like this I go to my wife and tell her to give me sex. That makes everything better and I can go to work. You should try that." Two hours later Hung Chow calls again, "Boss, I do what you say and I feel great. I be at work soon. You got nice house."

Yea, T-Rat.....I have to give it back to him one of these days. It's more his style anyway.

Thanks for the vid, HellKid

Exe, I've played those yeti games....too fun! LOL And Johnny, I agree on all counts

A businessman enters a tavern, sits down at the bar, and orders a double martini on the rocks. After he finishes the drink, he peeks inside his shirt pocket, then asks the bartender to prepare another double martini. After he finishes that one, he again peeks inside his shirt pocket and asks the bartender to bring another double martini. The bartender says, "Look, buddy, I'll bring ya' martinis all night long. But you gotta tell me why you look inside your shirt pocket before you order a refill." The man replies, "I'm peeking at a photo of my wife. When she starts to look good, then I know it's time to go home."