SGTDANKO

welcome back

lmao

lmao nice one

OH YEA FROM THE BACKSIDE!!!!!!!!

huh?

A police officer pulls a man over for speeding. As the officer approaches the car he can see that the man is very anxious about something. "Good afternoon Sir. Do you know why I stopped you?" "Yes, officer... I know I was speeding -- but it is a matter of life or death." "Oh, really? How's that?" "There's a naked woman waiting for me at home." "I don't see how that is a matter of life or death." "If I don't get home before my wife does, I'm a dead man."

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Lady Asylumn I agree with this new rule . now i wish i had tags. but i know one day i will . i just have to play more and maybe i will get some . i am new to this form . i played cod2 before and thought it was fun. now that my computer is up and running i will beable to play more. i am here for life... well come on to cod 4 and play some frezze tag ill kick ur but hehe ;0

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all i can say is ear muffs

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good luck try reformatting it

UnChileno welcome you idiots....put on a seatbelt...it gets bumpy..now.. only when ur driving:) wered u get ur licsense

welcome feel free to add sgdanko to xfire

RogueKill Americans vs. Canadians The following is the transcript of an ACTUAL radio conversation released by the Chief of Naval Operations, of a US naval ship with Canadian authorities off the coast of Newfoundland in Oct. 1995. Reprinted in the Memorial University campus newspaper. Americans: Please divert your course 15 degrees to the North to avoid a collision.. Canadians: Recommend you divert YOUR course 15 degrees to the South to avoid a collision. Americans: This is the captain of a US Navy ship, I say again, divert YOUR course. Canadians: No. I say again, you divert YOUR course. Americans: THIS IS THE AIRCRAFT CARRIER US MISSOURI. WE ARE A LARGE WARSHIP OF THE US NAVY. DIVERT YOUR COURSE NOW! Canadians: THIS IS A LIGHTHOUSE. Your call. oohhh shit guess well have to divert then

last time she was in my garden rugs but the dogs chased her off hehe:)

thats not his car damn it ive wondered where my gas has been going so damn quick

i didnt do it it wasnt me thats my story and im sticking to it

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tsw 8.5 bama and SGTDANKO you 2 are .you know [idiotd] for life

RogueKill Wish I had an >XI< tag. why the long face

PT-Bama tsw 8.5 pt-bama- you took the words right out of sgtdanko mouth .. Ewww.. I don't want nothin' outta danko's mouth, or any other bodily oriface for that matter. come on bama they allready know u can stop hiding it

AMEN BOSS!!!!!!!