Jud1

I got a couple of mates that live on the thames ... one in a narrow 56ft I think (dont quote me on that), and one in MASSIVE Dutch barge .. both lovely .. Would love to holiday in one .. but HOW FUCKIN MUCH ???!?!? ... I can go to the US stay 5* for the same money.

A woman was in a coma for months.. Nurses were in her room giving her a blanket bath. One of them was washing her private area and noticed that there was a slight response on the monitor when she touched her. They tried it again and sure enough there was sizable movement. They went to her husband and explained what happened, telling him, "As crazy as this sounds, maybe a little oral sex will do the trick and bring her out of the coma." The husband was skeptical, but they assured him that they'd close the curtains for privacy. The husband finally agreed and went into his wife's room. After a few minutes the woman's monitor flat lined, no pulse, no heart rate. The nurses run back into the room. "What happened?!" The husband said, "I'm not sure, maybe she choked."

A woman accompanied her husband to the doctor's office. After his checkup, the doctor called the wife into his office alone. He said, "Your husband is suffering from a very severe disease, combined with horrible stress. If you don't do the following, your husband will surely die." "Each morning, fix him a healthy breakfast. Be pleasant, and make sure he is in a good mood. For lunch make him a nutritious meal. For dinner prepare an especially nice meal for him. Don't burden him with chores, as he probably had a hard day. Don't discuss your problems with him, it will only make his stress worse. And most importantly. make love with your husband several times a week and satisfy his every whim." If you can do this for the next 10 months to a year, I think your husband will regain his health completely. On the way home, the husband asked his wife. "What did the doctor say?" "You're going to die," she replied

A group of young businessmen were chatting at the bar, and one decides to share his recent embarrassment with the others. He tells them that he was booking a plane ticket to Pittsburgh, but he was so preoccupied with the beautiful breasts of the girl at the counter, that instead of saying "I'd like a ticket to Pittsburgh", he said, "I'd like a picket to Titsburg!" An older guy nearby hears the story and says, "You know, I had a similar experience with my wife this morning. We were sitting at the breakfast table and I meant to say, "Darling, could you please pass the butter" ..... but what came out was, "You bitch, you're ruining my fucking life!"

Particular to the ones that make me laugh - check out time 103:29 >... fuckin brilliant :)

Fookin long ..... but worth a skip through ~ brilliant http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7cdkqJN2rxI&feature=related

It's just a thing some kids have to grow through in my opinion, and the music industry has been making HUGE money out of it since I guess the 50's and rock n roll hit the main stream - back then it was the same thing as today .. shocking and not understandable to the previous generations ... in UK late 70's - hardcore punk .. concerts fighting and spitting on each other "fuck the establishment" we're gonna live our lives blah blah blah .. then Skinheads, fuck everything ...glue snifiing, fight starting, racist to the core ... Again .. shocked and worried the previous generations and so on .. there were always fights, stabbings, murders, gangs etc etc ... it HAS escalated for sure .. but then, there's a lot more people around these days combined with 24*7*365 news coverage In 1982 .... I was 14 .. and THIS was my music.. it was real, I beleived in it ... < 1982 > I like breaking arms and legs snapping spines and wringing necks now i'll knife you in the back Kick your bones until they crack Jump up and down upon your head Kick you around 'til your dead Fill your body full of lead See the roads turn to red Then I got into Devil worshipping!! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HlSidenJ5-E&feature=related Funny then, that I now .... at the ripe old age of "44" , find myself here more often than not! >

"good luck with that angelina thing" Oh "Bucket" list!! ..

Todays installment ... a few, in the second (part4), look a bit serious!!! - (Nasty Injuries) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wnvytrd-UYI&feature=relmfu&oref=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.youtube.com%2Fwatch%3Fv%3DlEvsr97b0WY%26feature%3Drelmfu&has_verified=1 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OnKdbv0DZzk&feature=relmfu

"Wanker" http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nkqfa-kaRFM

Maybe something like this http://www.crocus.co.uk/product/_/tools/pest-control/silent-roar-lion-manure/classid.2000004185/ I friend of mine uses this for protection of his Koi and it works amazingly http://www.martleyelectronics.co.uk/badger-control/484-spray-away-water-jet-pest-repeller.html

sorry ..yeah 50GB dual layer.. not 50TB .. that would be nice! :)

Ah yes the Darwins .... I'd forgotten about them - good one Deej BTW .. 2nd one is more of the same as first .. no Snuff in there as far as I can see, wouldn't knowingly post it if it did contain thats for sure. ... theres a guy pulling trigger on gun near the end ..is against his head!! dubious if it killed him .. its about 2secs and doest detail any further.

Blu ray disk will hold 50TB!

I got kicked yesterday .. something about image displayed, NO IDEA what that was ... I re-joined - and no dramas. was MW server

See the Northern Lights is one of ..... I seem to have been lucky enough to be ticking my bucket list off on the way! but do need to see the Northern lights. oh .. and a blowjob from Angelina Jolie!!

"Lest we forget"

Backup wise, know that Disks Fail (MTBF) ...... better to have a Blu-ray burner or similar Loose movie, no big problem .. loose music, no big problem .... loose pictures of friends, kids, family !! = fucked. Back unimportant stuff to disk ... everything else to removable storage ... USB, CDRW, DVDRW, Blu-Ray etc

http://lh4.ggpht.com/_JZ4_7f7GLoc/TAZuiHD9cUI/AAAAAAAABtk/CMC_7twCjp4/1290772043247516661.jpg

Not that sure about 1st one .... clearly can play, but he's just playing delay delay delay delay ... Billy Blades mate is team top bananna IMHO! Now then ...... how about ~

I used to run the UK channel for LG NAS devices and have sold Enterprise NAS soln for the past 6 years! From the ones you've selected, I would suggest 1) NetGear 2) Synology I'd probably look for a 4bay unit myself .... more disks = better RAID protection and faster access times ... so 4 x 1TB disk or 4 x 2TB disk ... think about data growth / and also sprawl ... and maybe, buy something to back it up Both the models above are diskless - so factor in cost of HDD to prices shown. Pretty straight forward stuff .... check out website for support on each, both a pretty good with support over here. Just using it for add storage or any other purpose? Pretty niffty some if these NAS drives now ... with the LG one, put all your movies, music, pictures, porn whatever on it .. connect to your router ...access the information ANYWHERE you have internet access!!! Think Synology and Netgear offer this ... just that LG have an "app" for theirs .... EVERYONE will have one in the near future, excellnt peice of equip. Jud

maybe it's YOU guys!! if you dont like watching people fuck themselves up .... this aint for you! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xsamwOs2slI http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4SXLffvBpTY theres a few morelinked from these .... Gotta say, I love this shit Jud

A man and woman, both in their 60's, walk into a sex therapist's office. The doctor asks, “What can I do for you?” The man says, “Will you watch us have sexual intercourse?” The doctor raises both eyebrows, but he is so amazed that such an elderly couple is asking for sexual advice, that he agrees. When the couple finishes, the doctor says, “There's absolutely nothing wrong with the way you have intercourse.” He thanks them for coming, wishes them good luck, charges them $50, and says good bye. A week later the couple returns and asks the sex therapist to watch again. The sex therapist is a bit puzzled, but agrees. This happens several weeks in a row. The couple make an appointment, have intercourse with no problems, pay the doctor, then leave. Finally, after 3 months of this routine, the doctor says, “I'm sorry, but I have to ask. Just what are you trying to find out?” The man says, “We're not trying to find out anything. She's married and we can't go to her house. I'm married and we can't go to my house. The Holiday Inn charges $98. The Hilton charges $139. We do it here for $50, and I get $43 back from BUPA.”

Who the fuck drew lines on the planet and called them countries anyway!? As far as I am concerned, really .. deep down in my heart ... I'm human..