Jud1

Hey up sharp shooters .... and Johnny Sorry, been out of the game for a bit ... unlikley to return anytime soon - reasons for .... I finally got a job!! Now the three months I was un-employed for hit me prerry hard to be honest, being I just had a daughter - no money .. mortgage .. new car ... but I don't think I could have made it through without you guys (you know who you are) and this site and it's members. What a top bunch of wankers you all are .... Been in and out of the US this past 6weeks .. (Salt Lake City!) .... Errrrrrrrrrrrrrrr well that's a strange place isnt it ... full of nice people, but VERY strange .... Flying over Canada ... I took a crap and flushed - ever hopeful ! :) hahahahaha - gotta hit Vipersniper (Diaper) with something! Joking aside .... I gotta days hol booked for 2nd July - hoping to jump on a game, rusty as fuck - and be honoured to die a few 100 times at yours hands. Be good .... see ya's then. Jud1

A guy goes to the doctor with hearing problems... "Can you describe the symptoms to me?" asked the doctor. "Yes... Homer is a fat yellow lazy bastard and Marge is a skinny chick with big blue hair."

Well that put a lump in my throat ..... BUT ~ would disagree with a little bit, see that picture with his kids & "wouldn't you have given up?" NOPE .... sorry, I aint like that ... for my kids I wouldn't / couldn't give up. V easy for me to say when I haven't walked in his shoes I know, but I have to believe that . being a dad is about that for me. (got plenty of friends in similar "given up" place .... hard to help when they have you know) This now sent to them .... Nice post .. thanks.

There's always one isnt there ....! Reminds me of the joke ... guy watching his pal's dog lickin his balls, says ... wish I could do that ~ says well, give him that buscuit and he might let you!!! ps. If your sister has two, why don't she teach them to lick each others asses clean .... shit man, do I have to think of everything!

GREAT MAP .... As I recall, I was even winning for a moment! (til somneone had to say something!) Zero spawn issues for me Good find Johnny Carry on .....

http://www.youtube.c...tube_gdata_plaJ Just ...Nice

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Use your hair conditioner to shave your legs. It's cheaper than shaving cream and leaves your legs really smooth. Errrrrrrrrr....... What now Johnny? Canadians sure are different to us Brits!!! :)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lokR9jNBGag&feature=related Damn kids making me look crap ....

I have a million+ things to write about this ..... but I guess THIS sums it up (for me)

He's a better man than me ....... not sure I could control myself if that was my little girl !! There would be PROPER dramas

and of course, Acting / Diving / Flops!? .......NEVER happen in the NFL now does it ,... hahahahahaha

Soccer / FOOTBALL ..... pretty nasty at times !

Here ya go Shamu .... http://www.rugbyunionrules.com/rules-of-rugby/ With regards to "Soccer" ... look I won't disagree, I honestly can not watch Didier Drogba play - he makes me sick with his "diving" . - He's a disgrace to the game and the shame of it is .. actually he's an amazing player when he's not acting... However, some of them are not acting - and no-one can dispute how HARD "Soccer" can be watching these

Once upon a time there were two deaf mutes standing on a street corner talking to each other with sign language. Mute #1 (SIGN)"What would you like to do?" Mute #2 (SIGN)"I don't know, what about you?" Mute #1 (SIGN)"Let's get my car, find some girls, drive to a dark space and have some fun." Mute #2 (SIGN)"Good idea." So they get his car, find some girls, drive to a dark spot and are having a ball when the guy in the back seat taps the guy in the front seat on the shoulder..... Front Seat Mute (SIGN)"What?" Back Seat Mute (SIGN)"Have you got any protection?" Front Seat Mute (SIGN)"No. Don't you?" Back Seat Mute (SIGN)"No. We had better go to a drug store and get some." They proceed to drive to a drug store and the man in the back seat gets out and goes inside. In 2 minutes he is back outside and taps on the car window. Inside Mute (SIGN)"What?" Outside Mute (SIGN)"I've got a problem." Inside Mute (SIGN)"What?" Outside Mute (SIGN)"I can't make the druggist understand what I want." Inside Mute (SIGN)"I know What to do." Outside Mute (SIGN)"What?" Inside Mute (SIGN)"Go back inside. Put five dollars on the counter. Put your pecker on the counter. He'll know what you want." Outside Mute (SIGN)"Good idea." The man goes back into the drug store and 2 minutes later he's back at the car window. Inside Mute (SIGN)"Well?" Outside Mute (SIGN)"It didn't work." Inside Mute (SIGN)"What do you mean?" Outside Mute (SIGN) "I did what you told me to do. I went inside. I put 5 dollars on the counter. I put my pecker on the counter. He put his on the counter. It was bigger than mine. He took my 5 dollars."

A young woman married and had 9 children. Her husband died and she soon married again and had 7 more children. Again, her husband died, but she remarried and this time had 4 children. Alas, she finally died. Standing before her coffin, the preacher prayed to the Lord above, thanking him for this loving woman who fulfilled his commandments to "Go forth and multiply." In his final eulogy, he noted, "Thank you, Lord, that they are finally together." Leaning over to his neighbor, one mourner asked: "Do you think he means her first, her second or her third husband?" The other mourner replied, "I think he means her legs.

Three guys had a heavy all night drinking session, They left in the early morning hours and went home separately. They met the next day for an early pint, and compared notes about who was drunker. The first guy claims that he was the drunkest, saying, "I drove straight home, walked into the house, and as soon as I got through the door, I blew chunks." "You think that was drunk?" said the second guy. "I got in my car, drove out of the parking lot, and wrapped my car around the first tree I saw. I don't even have insurance!" And the third proclaimed, "I was by far the most drunk. I got home, got in a big fight with my wife, knocked a candle over and burned the whole damn house down!" There was silence for a moment and then the first guy exclaimed, "Listen, guys, I don't think you understand... Chunks is my dog." Old but Gold!

Awesome .... good find.

Viral Marketing at it's best

fuckin brilliant ...

how about .... Nasty!!! ... One scary chick right there

Oi that's not your cake .... hahahahaha ...

I was in the airport VIP lounge in route to Seattle a couple of weeks ago. While in there, I noticed Bill Gates sitting comfortably in the corner, enjoying a drink. I was meeting a very important client who was also flying to Seattle, but she was running a little bit late. Well, being a straightforward kind of guy, I approached the Microsoft chairman, introduced myself, and said, "Mr. Gates, I wonder if you would do me a favor." "Yes?" "I'm sitting right over there," pointing to my seat at the bar, "and I'm waiting on a very important client. Would you be so kind when she arrives as to come walk by and just say, 'Hi, Ray,'?" "OK Sure." I shook his hand and thanked him and went back to my seat. About ten minutes later, my client showed up. We ordered a drink and started to talk business. A couple of minutes later, I felt a tap on my shoulder. It was Bill Gates. "Hi, Ray," he said, I replied, "Fuck off Gates, I'm in a meeting."

just goes to show you ...... they're not ALL blonde!

They are called "BEAR SKINS" ... What do you fuckin think?!! hahahaha ... Vids just some stuff that makes me feel "English" (and proud of it) S'funny really .... and I guess it's the same for all folks all around the world ..but I KNOW I'm an Englishman when I stand here >> http://www.brilwalks...ndle%20Hill.jpg .... no flags, no people, no "Bollotics" .. just England! There is nowhere as beautiful in my eyes and heart. (I grew up with this view, it was my back garden until I was 11yrs old .. I miss it everyday, but visit often!!) I too grew up with the view of Pendle Hill from my backyard, although it was quite a way away. I miss the countryside especially as it was so close. I always remember my Dad's saying about Pendle "If you can see Pendle Hill clearly, it is going to rain. If you can't see it, it already is raining" LOL No way Nick!!? ....or "Lancastrian brother" should I say .... were ya Clitheroe side? or Sabden side? Have to agree with your Dad really.. well, apart from 76! hahahaha No such thing as bad weather, only inappropriate clothing!