SgtHarryWeezer
Welcome to the Admin team losers. Here are some things that you should know:
- Bribes: We get $20 per allowed hack
- Payoffs: As in the established Mafia, 20 percent of your bribe take goes directly to Rugger
- Ass-Kissing: You must put up at least one post per week lauding Rugger and the 12 disicples (a.k.a. the "senior admin" team.)
- Rewards: Admins get a preview of all Boob pictures before they are released to the membership, and a key to the XI executive masturbatorium.
- Donuts: Delivered to your front door every Friday morning.
- Back Door: Admins get access to every map's rear entrance where you can enter unseen and wreak havoc.
- Beer: You get one case per week - the money comes out of "donations" that the suckers keep sending in.
Any other questions, don't ask. Please see a Head Admin for the secret handshake.
So now it's clear why we only get the worn out hacks and booby pics as regular clan members....
But are you really sure the donuts are what you think they were....think of it.... *evillaughter*
Congrats mates!!!!