Malificent

I hear ya there...my concordance bible is gathering dust! :D

I will type like Killroy: HOLY FUCKIN SHIT.!!!! EVERYONE FUCKIN CALL THEIR FUCKIN CONGRESSMAN NOW.!!!!!!!

Well, I can't really compare here...but bein married to a hunter once...my birthday Nov 6, 1971.... ALWAYS falls on deer hunting opener!

Teehee! Mine is bigger than yours!!! NEENER!!! Thanks nerdo for giving me the bigun!

OMFG!!! LMAO!!! Sad, but I've seen that big of a stripper before....ashamed, NO!!! It was fuckin hilarious!

God dammit! Where am I supposed to flirt now!?!?!?! I can't go to the bar....oh wait, maybe I can.

LMAO!!!! Too funny! :D

P.S. Thank you Gorilla baby for sending me the mp3!!!! HUGS!!!!

How do you all like my song? Teehee!!!! Killroy...where are you??!?!?

killroy45xi HAPPY BIRTHDAY ANGEL.!!!! SO IM THINKIN YOU'RE LIKE 50.????? Someone should watch it...cuz they know! Happy Birthday Angel! Now don't do anything I wouldn't do!

Behold the power of XI!!! The Snapper Pussy!!!! I am gonna bite them all off!!!! The Gnome King Cbags, thinking being made of wood was safe, was the first to try and take the evil Queen down. But as we all know, snapper turtles can snap twigs in two, let alone fingers, imagine the power of the snapper pussy! The Gnome King screams and falls at the evil Queen's feet starts crying: Why, why, why? My little fella is now in splinters my Queen!!! Meanwhile, Killroy who was in shock and catatonic at the time snaps outta it. Looks at the evil Queen and screams like a little girl and runs off into the forest. The evil Queen was thinking she was finally back on top when BEHOLD the KING of the Idiots awakens from his slumber!!!! The good King Rugger appears in a puff of smoke..... (LMFAO, I didn't need to see this at this time in the morning, you sickos! )

Very well spoken Billy! I heartily agree! Hugs to all!

Gorilla. Here my mate...enjoy this metre long sausage with some Grey Poupon!!! Gorilla, grins widely and giggles. Finally, I get to try your homemade "sausage" Dr Bakke!!! With this massive sausage I will show you my real skillz!!!! The Gnome King C-Bags screams NO!!!!! And runs up to Gorilla with a banana...take this instead, for that is not a real sausage it is....

Let the Evil Queen Malificent touch my massive orbs!!!!! Thus negating Killroy's little balls and my massive orbs will become the power of XI!!!!!! Then, Killroy, feeling a little inadequate...grabs another bottle of blue pills! Unbeknownst to him, this bottle was magically powered! And he grew a set of massive orbs himself!!! These balls of platinum are shiny and bright! They blind the Evil Queen Malificent and she falls to her knees screaming.....

Well I'm not as attractive to get what you do...but hey, I am who I am...and sue is right....according to YOU!!!

Ruggerxi Here is a video I think would fit you alot better Whoa....Nope don't know that song...maybe Killroy does!!!!

Sonovabich A few suggestions Mal 1) BOOBIE NIGHTS-HEATWAVE 2)BOOBIE ON REGGAE WOMAN-STEVIE WONDER 3)BOOBIE OOGIE OOGIE-A TASTE OF HONEY 4) BOOBIE SHOES- KC AND THE SUNSHINE BAND 5) BOOBIE WONDERLAND- EARTH WIND AND FIRE. LMAO!!!!!

Ok, I have a dilemma...let's put it to a vote. What song should go with my siggy?!!! OR

The Evil Queen Malificent has the power of XI in her hand...Killroy's little balls!!!!! Muwhahahahha!!!

Having the power of her massive orbs distracts the Evil Queen. The Gnome King Cbags, knowing that such power always distracts the Evil Queen, yells: CHARGE!!!!!! To his troops! The troops temporarily restrain the Evil Queen...but they forgot one thing!!!!!

Yep, I have clothes on!!!

I like older men....

I think its time for us LADIES to step up here.... Personally, I love cock...I find it very intriguing as it is a larger clit.... Pictures?! Stories?! Whatnot...Need female input here!!!!

I Keel You...Keel you!!! RAWR!!!

You scare me Bud... How does the Mrs get anytime with you??!?!