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LiquidStool

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    vipersniper lol I like the jokes stool. i have sooooo much more to give but they cut pretty close to the bone - wouldn't want a bollocking from higher up.....
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    i'd rather cut my bollox off with a rusty breadknife and hand them on a gold platter to Rock Hudson than listen to any of those two big steamin piles of gorilla shite.......
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    BudSrXI
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    Isn't it ironic how both songs up for the UK 'Christmas number one' have nothing to do with Christmas? Next year, in an attempt to hit that elusive christmas number one spot myself, i'm going to record a song called 'When taking a shit feels sexy'!
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    I just read that the Afghanis are set to release their own version of 'Call Of Duty: Modern Warfare 2', they're calling their version 'The Sims'.
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    Hi!
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    Twoyoung brothers aged 5 and 6 are playing in a sandpit, one of them findsa condom so they decide to take it home to show their mum. 'Mummy,what's this?' says one of the boys. She smacks them both and sends themto bed. One brother looks at the other and says; 'Mummy was pretty madwith us. Should we tell her we sucked the yoghurt out of it?'
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    A little boy comes into the kitchen one day and says to his mum 'Grannys got a prawn!' The mother says 'What on earth do you mean?' He takes her hand and shows her granny, stark naked on the sofa. He points at her clit and says 'Look, Granny's prawn!' she whispers in his ear 'That's your gran's clitoris son!' to which he replies 'Well, it tastes like a prawn!'
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    Sorry everyone, just been told i was spamming up the forum....i've dleted all the jokes and i've moved them here....
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    Afamily are in their car driving behind a garbage truck when a dildoflies out and thumps against the wind-screen. Embarrassed, and to saveher young sons innocence, the mother turns round and says 'Don't panic;it was only an insect'. To which, her son replies; 'Fucking hell, i'msurprised it could get off the ground with a cock like that'.
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    I just totally wasted
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    thanks buddy win 7 here i come!
  13. LiquidStool
    Does anybody use Windows 7 64bit?
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    This bathroom map is a different one from the one i learned my craft on, i quite like it but the ORIGINAL is far better (TINY BATHROOM)!
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    loool - who the fuck wears a pink all in one baby grow and jesus boots??????
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    Sonovabich Glad to see us Brits still rule the world at something Mr Methane is awesome dude!
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    ok buddy, thx
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    hey all, not been on here for about 2 weeks, tried to have a game this afternoon and i keep getting that stupid message.
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    yes you can, beat them with a big fuckin stick then set fire to them...............
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