A Kindergarten teacher in Calgary tells her class she's a BIG Flames fan.
She's really excited about it and asks the kids if they're Flames fans too. Everyone wants to impress the teacher and says they're Flames fans too, except ONE kids named Wayne.
The teacher looks at Wayne and says, "Wayne, you're not a Flames fan?"
He says, "Nope, I am a Oilers fan!" She says ,"Well, why are you a Oilers fan and not a Flames fan?"
Wayne says, "Well my mom is an Oilers fan, and my dad is an OIlers fan, so I am an Oilers fan."
The teacher is not happy. She's a little hot under the collar. She says, "Well if your mom's an idiot and your dad's a moron, what would you be?"
"Well," Wayne says, "then I'd be a Flames fan!"