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F that Noddy..why not use Win 3.1...I hope there are some that remember that. I think I still have the disks for it if anyone needs them. All 13 of them.

I forgot about that Jack...Thanks for the memory jog. What a little girl.

Stupid game...Fuckin Witch!!!

Genau Jugg.

A HISTORY LESSON FOR DUMMIES Have you ever wondered who first uttered the phrase "You Gotta Be Shittin Me?" Well, it just so happens to have originated through the Father of Our country, way back when George Washington was crossing the Delaware river with his troops. There were 33 (remember this number) in Washington's boat. It was extremely dark and storming furiously and the water was tossing them about. Finally, Washington grabbed Corporal Peters (remember this name) and stationed him at the front of the boat with a lantern. He ordered him to keep swinging it, so they could see where they were heading. Corporal Peters, through driving rain and cold, continued swinging the lantern back and forth, back and forth. Then a big gust of wind and a wave hit and threw Corporal Peters and his lantern into the Delaware. Washington and his troops searched for nearly an hour trying to find Corporal Peters, but to no avail. All of them felt terrible, for the Corporal had been one of their favorites. Sometime later, Washington and his troops landed on the other side, wet and totally exhausted. He rallied the troops and told them that they must go on. Another hour later, one of his men said, 'General, I see lights ahead.' They trudged toward the lights and came upon a huge house. What they didn't know was that this was a house of ill repute, hidden in the forest to serve all who came. General Washington pounded on the door, his men crowding around him. The door swung open, and much to his surprise stood a beautiful woman. A huge smile came across her face, to see so many men standing there. Washington was the first to speak, 'Madam, I am General George Washington and these are my men. We are tired, wet, exhausted, and desperately need warmth and comfort.' Again, the Madam looked at all the men standing there, and with a broad smile on her face, said, 'Well, General, you have come to the right place. We can surely give you warmth and comfort. How many men do you have?' Washington replied, 'Well, Madam, there are 32 of us without Peters .' And the Madam said, 'You gotta be shittin me.'

Can someone please give Rugger the drunk medal? I was in Vent last night with a bunch of Idiots and the boss was plastered. I hope your head feels ok today.

We did this once before and made it to the top spot for a few weeks.

Groooll

These incredible pictures show Alpine Ibex goats wandering across the face of the near-vertical dam in Northern Italy without a care in the world. The gravity-defying goats typically live in very steep and rocky terrain at altitudes of up to to 4,600m and have no fear of falling whether climbing up or down the 160ft dam wall. And they aren't doing it just to show off. It is thought the goats are actually grazing, licking the stones for their salts.

OK, you are correct sir

Oh Yeah forgot this one for the drinkers and hell raisers.

Vista SUCKS...WIN7 ROCKS. Operator error. I Upgrades a few months ago and am very pleased. It's about time Microsoft got their act together.

Heres a not so funny story for you. FU..Oklahoma is not OK by me. Fallen warrior’s funeral procession denied free access on toll roads in Oklahoma Posted on 14 October 2010 by Jerry Castillo Oklahoma draws ire for toll-road policy that would bill McKinney soldier's funeral procession 05:45 PM CDT on Friday, October 15, 2010 By NOAH BUNN / The Dallas Morning News [email protected] On Saturday, the 300-car funeral procession for Cody A. Board will make its way over the Oklahoma prairie to the 19-year-old McKinney soldier’s gravesite. The procession will cover 50 miles of tollway and rack up a bill of nearly $400. That toll tab, usually passed along to families, has sparked an outcry in Texas and elsewhere. It’s prompted one Oklahoma legislator to vow to seek a change in the state’s policy. In the meantime, Oklahoma Turnpike Authority officials promised to pick up the tab for Board’s funeral procession — but not before the agency’s spokesman, Doug Damrill, fielded more than 150 angry calls in the wake of media reports about the toll policy. “These people are calling us unpatriotic, scum of the earth,” he said. “I’d say over 90 percent have cussed me out.” Damrill said the authority’s hands are tied by Oklahoma statutes and the agency’s agreement with its bondholders. Under the rules, tolls can only be waived for emergency vehicles and state troopers. The authority’s practice is to bill funeral homes directly for tolls incurred by funeral processions. Those costs are then typically passed along to families. Board, a first class private in the Army, was a 2009 graduate of McKinney North High School. He was killed Oct. 4 in Afghanistan by an improvised explosive device. His body was returned from Afghanistan this week. He’s being buried with military honors at Fort Sill National Cemetery in Elgin, Okla. Mike Lambert , a representative of the Patriot Guard, a motorcycle group that provides funeral escorts for fallen soldiers, was one who took exception to the Oklahoma toll policy. He acknowledged that his e-mail plea for support spread beyond its intended audience. “When this got put on the Internet, it got away from the Patriot Guard,” he said. “That’s when the weirdos jumped on it.” Lambert said Oklahoma Rep. Mike Reynolds called him this morning to offer support. He said the Republican lawmaker promised to help find a solution — possibly using special toll tags and a fund that would cover the cost of tolls for funeral processions. Damrill, the turnpike authority spokesman, said the state’s toll roads carry about 10 processions a year. “The average, car-wise, is 25 or 30,” he said. Board’s funeral procession, on the other hand, is expected to include about 300 vehicles, “so this is very unusual.” Lambert said he was pleased with the turnpike authority’s responsiveness in the case of Board. But he hopes that permanent policy changes are made. “They know now for sure that this touches a nerve all over the United States,” he said. A memorial service for Board will be at 9 a.m. Saturday at Our Savior Lutheran Church in McKinney. Graveside military services will follow at 3:30 p.m. at Fort Sill. UPDATE: The Governor of OK is working on having this matter resolved. In the meantime, the Director of the Turnpike has agreed to pay the toll himself. It is important they understand it is not about the price, it is about dignity and honor owed to an American warrior and his family, who has paid the ultimate price. In preparation for Pfc. Cody Board (KIA) mission, we have learned the family has chosen to welcome America’s son back to McKinney, TX for his funeral services. Additionally, they have chosen to return him back to Oklahoma, where he was born, at Ft. Sills National Cemetery for his interment services. The route includes a short toll road from the TX border to just outside of Lawton, OK. Considering this young warrior has paid the ultimate price you would think his funeral procession would be allowed access free of charge. To our shock and horror, the Oklahoma Turnpike Authority, after repeated requests for an exception, has informed the family they must pay the toll fees. Help us remind the state of OK; not only is America’s history paved with the blood of her patriots, but so are the highways. Please join us in a phone campaign to the governor of the great state of OK and the appointed bureaucrat of the OK Turnpike Authority to demand they do the right thing and allow all families of fallen warriors a free pass on their turnpikes

Did you try turning it off and on again? Push the button on the front and look for he little flashy lights.

Stripper's High Heel Gets $650,000 Settlement Updated: Friday, 15 Oct 2010, 8:11 AM CDT Published : Friday, 15 Oct 2010, 8:11 AM CDT (NewsCore) - A South Florida man won Thursday a $650,000 settlement for injuries he sustained after he was poked in the eye by a stripper’s high heel during a lap dance, NBC Miami reported Thursday. Michael Ireland suffered a punctured eye socket and broken facial bones in the 2008 incident at the Cheetah Club near West Palm Beach. Now he has permanent double vision, attorneys said. The strip club decided to settle out of court Thursday instead of following through with the lawsuit. "When this case was first filed, many people criticized it simply because it occurred at a strip club," said Lake Lytal, Ireland's attorney. "But we feel the $650,000 settlement goes to show that this was a serious case with serious injuries." Last year club boss Rod Kimbrough said the dancer -- who he called a "very nice, young small girl" -- lashed out after being smacked, WPTV reported. "A patron violently slapped the young woman on her buttocks and she was walking around the top of the bar and I guess out of a natural response she turned around and kicked him," Kimbrough said. WPTV identified the dancer as Sakeena Shageer, who performs under the name Suki.

HAHAHA Good one Zoe...you crazy German.

OK...I just finished this damn game in under 6 hours. I might be willing to sell my slightly used copy for half price if anyone is interested. It is for the 360 console. Send me a PM if you think you might want it. I will not play multi player on 360...so that was a waste of time. I sure hope COD is longer.

I for one will be in line to see this movie.

OK...after 3.5 hours of play. I will change my mind and give it a solid 8 out of 10. I like the single player campaign. I would recommend this game to all COD and MOH fans. Not interested in playing the multiplayer game, not much of a XBox server fan. Plenty of vehicles, bad guys and missions. If your not sure, I'd get a Gamefly membership and check it out that way.

OK....so for the first hour review. The single player campaing is prrety nice. Comparable to Modern Warfare. The graphics and the mechaniacs of the game play are very smooth and the cut scenes are great. The AI is also stepped up quite abit. I'm still only on the 1st mission so I can't say much for the story yet, but you are in a bunch of different vehicles already. I'd give it a strong 7 or weak 8 out of 10 so far.

So I just got home with my copy of the new Medal of Honor for the XBox360. Informational report to follow. If the game is half as good as the intro, then I would advise on getting it for the console.

Bout time you introduce yourself Google. Keep playing and I'm sure you will get an invite soon.

Stop begging. It is not flattering. You will get them when the gods see fit.

WTF??? How the hell did you get a "Bright Idea" medal? I think some one needs to have a talk with the head honcho..LOL