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  1. widowmaker

    roses are red, violets are blue. Fuck with me, I'll fuck with you u. Stab me once, I'll stab you twice. Fuck you bitch, who said i played nice :)

  2. widowmaker
    *Girl opens gift on her birthday* girl: "shoes and a vibrator?" her boyfriend: "If you don't like the shoes you can go fuck yourself!"
  3. widowmaker

    A man died and went to heaven. As he stood in front of St. Peter at the Pearly Gates , he saw a huge wall of clocks behind him. He asked, "What are all those clocks?"St. Peter answered, "Those are Lie-Clocks. Everyone on Earth has a Lie-Clock.Every time you lie the hands on your clock will move.""Oh," said the man, "whose clock is that?"... "That's Mother Teresa 's. The hands have never moved, indicating that she never told a lie." Incredible," said the man". And whose clock is that on...

  4. widowmaker

    9 out of 10 men like girls with big boobs rather than small boobs... the 10th guy likes the other 9 guys

  5. widowmaker

    There might be a lot of fish in the sea; but while you're fishing for your perfect fish; don't catch crabs ;)

  6. widowmaker
    here's the link. http://s811.photobuc..._Spears/garden/ sorry for that
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    says i don't have permission to edit the topic
  8. widowmaker
    this is the first time i've done a garden. usally can't keep anything alive not even flowers. any info about doing a garden will be welcome. i have tomatos,okra,squash,cucumbers,banana peppers,and jalapino's(sorry for the spelling)LOL, mild and hot. <a href="http://s811.photobucket.com/albums/zz40/Todd_Spears/garden/?action=view&current=DSCI0068.jpg" target="_blank"><img src="http://i811.photobucket.com/albums/zz40/Todd_Spears/garden/DSCI0068.jpg" border="0" alt="Photobucket"></a> <a href="http://s811.photobucket.com/albums/zz40/Todd_Spears/garden/?action=view&current=DSCI0067.jpg" target="_blank"><img src="http://i811.photobucket.com/albums/zz40/Todd_Spears/garden/DSCI0067.jpg" border="0" alt="Photobucket"></a> <a href="http://s811.photobucket.com/albums/zz40/Todd_Spears/garden/?action=view&current=DSCI0066.jpg" target="_blank"><img src="http://i811.photobucket.com/albums/zz40/Todd_Spears/garden/DSCI0066.jpg" border="0" alt="Photobucket"></a> <a href="http://s811.photobucket.com/albums/zz40/Todd_Spears/garden/?action=view&current=DSCI0065.jpg" target="_blank"><img src="http://i811.photobucket.com/albums/zz40/Todd_Spears/garden/DSCI0065.jpg" border="0" alt="Photobucket"></a> <a href="http://s811.photobucket.com/albums/zz40/Todd_Spears/garden/?action=view&current=DSCI0064.jpg" target="_blank"><img src="http://i811.photobucket.com/albums/zz40/Todd_Spears/garden/DSCI0064.jpg" border="0" alt="Photobucket"></a> <a href="http://s811.photobucket.com/albums/zz40/Todd_Spears/garden/?action=view&current=DSCI0063.jpg" target="_blank"><img src="http://i811.photobucket.com/albums/zz40/Todd_Spears/garden/DSCI0063.jpg" border="0" alt="Photobucket"></a> <a href="http://s811.photobucket.com/albums/zz40/Todd_Spears/garden/?action=view&current=DSCI0062.jpg" target="_blank"><img src="http://i811.photobucket.com/albums/zz40/Todd_Spears/garden/DSCI0062.jpg" border="0" alt="Photobucket"></a> <a href="http://s811.photobucket.com/albums/zz40/Todd_Spears/garden/?action=view&current=DSCI0061.jpg" target="_blank"><img src="http://i811.photobucket.com/albums/zz40/Todd_Spears/garden/DSCI0061.jpg" border="0" alt="Photobucket"></a> <a href="http://s811.photobucket.com/albums/zz40/Todd_Spears/garden/?action=view&current=DSCI0060.jpg" target="_blank"><img src="http://i811.photobucket.com/albums/zz40/Todd_Spears/garden/DSCI0060.jpg" border="0" alt="Photobucket"></a> <a href="http://s811.photobucket.com/albums/zz40/Todd_Spears/garden/?action=view&current=DSCI0059.jpg" target="_blank"><img src="http://i811.photobucket.com/albums/zz40/Todd_Spears/garden/DSCI0059.jpg" border="0" alt="Photobucket"></a> <a href="http://s811.photobucket.com/albums/zz40/Todd_Spears/garden/?action=view&current=DSCI0058.jpg" target="_blank"><img src="http://i811.photobucket.com/albums/zz40/Todd_Spears/garden/DSCI0058.jpg" border="0" alt="Photobucket"></a> <a href="http://s811.photobucket.com/albums/zz40/Todd_Spears/garden/?action=view&current=DSCI0057.jpg" target="_blank"><img src="http://i811.photobucket.com/albums/zz40/Todd_Spears/garden/DSCI0057.jpg" border="0" alt="Photobucket"></a> <a href="http://s811.photobucket.com/albums/zz40/Todd_Spears/garden/?action=view&current=DSCI0056.jpg" target="_blank"><img src="http://i811.photobucket.com/albums/zz40/Todd_Spears/garden/DSCI0056.jpg" border="0" alt="Photobucket"></a> <a href="http://s811.photobucket.com/albums/zz40/Todd_Spears/garden/?action=view&current=DSCI0054.jpg" target="_blank"><img src="http://i811.photobucket.com/albums/zz40/Todd_Spears/garden/DSCI0054.jpg" border="0" alt="Photobucket"></a> <a href="http://s811.photobucket.com/albums/zz40/Todd_Spears/garden/?action=view&current=DSCI0053.jpg" target="_blank"><img src="http://i811.photobucket.com/albums/zz40/Todd_Spears/garden/DSCI0053.jpg" border="0" alt="Photobucket"></a> <a href="http://s811.photobucket.com/albums/zz40/Todd_Spears/garden/?action=view&current=DSCI0052.jpg" target="_blank"><img src="http://i811.photobucket.com/albums/zz40/Todd_Spears/garden/DSCI0052.jpg" border="0" alt="Photobucket"></a>
  9. widowmaker

    It's Hump Day today! However, I haven't been humped nor done any humping! I think I'm getting ripped off. Where's the complaint dept?

  10. widowmaker

    why do guys snore? cause their balls drape over their assholes and they vapor lock!

    1. 1lost1

      1lost1

      Hey i resembel that remark lol

       

    2. 1lost1

      1lost1

      Hey i resembel that remark lol

       

  11. widowmaker

    GOOD MORNING EVERYONE!!! Up and at 'em!!! Rise and shine!!! and all that other bull shit ...

  12. widowmaker

    got a Rolex for my birthday from a couple lesbians I know. Guess they misunderstood me when I told them "I wanna watch."

  13. widowmaker
    welcome to family. it's been awhile since i seen ya. maybe i can catch you in acemod so i can kill ya again. well that was always the other way around.LOL! congrats again.
  14. widowmaker

    This is so true! Ticks are out early this year, as are fleas!Please send this warning to everyone on your e-mail list.If someone comes to your front door saying they are checking for ticks due to the warm weatherand asks you to take your clothes off and dance around with your arms up,DO NOT DO IT! THIS IS A SCAM!!!!!!![/indent] [/indent]They only want to see you naked.I wish I'd gotten this yesterday.. I feel so stupid.

  15. widowmaker
    funny as hell!!!
  16. widowmaker

    "Why do people say 'grow some balls'? Balls are weak & sensitive, if you wanna get tough, grow a vagina. Those things take a pounding." quoting Betty White

  17. widowmaker

    what do you call Winnie the Pooh's grandmother? Pooh-nanny! hahahahahahahahahahahahhaahahhahahahahah

  18. widowmaker
    thats a good one. want to order the show on dvd. funny as hell.
  19. widowmaker

    is wondering...if gay people come out of the closet...do midgets come out of the cabinet?

  20. widowmaker

    Teacher asks his class for a 12 letter word, student says "masturbation" teacher says "my, that's a mouthful" student says "no your thinking of a blow job."

  21. widowmaker
    the south sounds good to me being from alabama its just to far. maybe gatlinburg or hell even my house would do. lol i have a golf course in my front yard called cider ridge if anyone has ever heard of it. it's on the robert trent golf tour.
  22. widowmaker
    congrats! maybe it won't be long till you get back to cutting us again. take care.
  23. widowmaker
    I AGREE.
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