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widowmaker

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  1. can anyone help me out
  2. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v5lhVV-XXAU
  3. how in the hell do i get cod4 out of safe mode. been trying for over an hour. bout ready to do a reinstall of the whole thing. yes i'm a idiot. it always ask me if i want to start in safe mode and i always click no, but for some reason not paying attention i hit yes. help please. thx
  4. if someone throws skittles at me and screams "TASTE THE RAINBOW!" I'm gonna throw a book at their face and scream "FACEBOOK"

  5. When an old man died in the geriatric ward of a nursing home in an Australian country town, it was believed that he had nothing left of any value. Later, when the nurses were going through his meagre possessions, They found this poem. Its quality and content so impressed the staff that copies were made and distributed to every nurse in the hospital. One nurse took her copy to Melbourne .. The old ...man's sole bequest to posterity has since appeared in the Christmas editions of magazines around the country and appearing in mags for Mental Health. A slide presentation has also been made based on his simple, but eloquent, poem. And this old man, with nothing left to give to the world, is now the author of this 'anonymous' poem winging across the Internet. Cranky Old Man..... What do you see nurses? . . .. . .What do you see? What are you thinking .. . when you're looking at me? A cranky old man, . . . . . .not very wise, Uncertain of habit .. . . . . . . .. with faraway eyes? Who dribbles his food .. . ... . . and makes no reply. When you say in a loud voice . .'I do wish you'd try!' Who seems not to notice . . .the things that you do. And forever is losing . . . . . .. . . A sock or shoe? Who, resisting or not . . . ... lets you do as you will, With bathing and feeding . . . .The long day to fill? Is that what you're thinking?. .Is that what you see? Then open your eyes, nurse .you're not looking at me. I'll tell you who I am . . . . .. As I sit here so still, As I do at your bidding, .. . . . as I eat at your will. I'm a small child of Ten . .with a father and mother, Brothers and sisters .. . . .. . who love one another A young boy of Sixteen . . . .. with wings on his feet Dreaming that soon now . . .. . . a lover he'll meet. A groom soon at Twenty . . . ..my heart gives a leap. Remembering, the vows .. .. .that I promised to keep. At Twenty-Five, now . . . . .I have young of my own. Who need me to guide . . . And a secure happy home. A man of Thirty . .. . . . . My young now grown fast, Bound to each other . . .. With ties that should last. At Forty, my young sons .. .have grown and are gone, But my woman is beside me . . to see I don't mourn. At Fifty, once more, .. ...Babies play 'round my knee, Again, we know children . . . . My loved one and me. Dark days are upon me . . . . My wife is now dead. I look at the future ... . . . . I shudder with dread. For my young are all rearing .. . . young of their own. And I think of the years . . . And the love that I've known. I'm now an old man . . . . . . .. and nature is cruel. It's jest to make old age . . . . . . . look like a fool. The body, it crumbles .. .. . grace and vigour, depart. There is now a stone . . . where I once had a heart. But inside this old carcass . A young man still dwells, And now and again . . . . . my battered heart swells I remember the joys . . . . .. . I remember the pain. And I'm loving and living . . . . . . . life over again. I think of the years, all too few . . .. gone too fast. And accept the stark fact . . . that nothing can last. So open your eyes, people .. . . . .. . . open and see. Not a cranky old man . Look closer . . . . see .. .. . .. .... . ME!! Remember this poem when you next meet an older person who you might brush aside without looking at the young soul within ... . . . we will all, one day, be there, too! PLEASE SHARE THIS POEM, The best and most beautiful things of this world can't be seen or touched. They must be felt by the heartSee More
  6. The priest of a small village was very fond of his flock of ten hens and a rooster.He kept in a hen house behind the church, but a Saturday night, the cock was missing.The priest, suspecting Fowl Play decided to say something about it in church the next morning.At Mass, he asked the congregation, does anybody have a rooster? To which all men stood up."No," he said, a little nervous, "that's not what I meant." Has anyone seen a cock? "All the women stood up."No, no," he said. "That's not what...

  7. A mom is tidying her son's bedroom and finds a hidden stack of bondage and fetish magazines. She asks her husband what to do. He says DO NOT F**KIN SPANK HIM!
  8. Little boy has diarrhea & tells his mom he needs Viagra. Mom replies What the hell for? Boy replies Isn't that what you give dad when his shit wont get hard?

  9. Little boy has diarrhea & tells his mom he needs Viagra. Mom replies What the hell for? Boy replies Isn't that what you give dad when his shit wont get hard?
  10. congrats and welcome to your new home.
  11. welcome to the family of idiots, and congrats.
  12. oh wow guys, ur not gonna believe this but..my neighbor lives next door to me, weird huh?

  13. couldn't have said it better myself. great video. thats the way myself and others i know feel, and it sad but true.
  14. Birdie birdie in the sky, why'd you do that in my eye? Looks like soap and feels like spit, oh my God it's birdie shit!

  15. delta, al is about 20mins away from me down south. sorry to say it's photo shopped and a false story. even thou it make one wonder if their,s one that big out there.
  16. if brains were gas, then i know some people that wouldn't have enough to get a piss ants go cart half way around a cheerio!! ya feel me : )

  17. nice dog. need to get me one of those. lol
  18. i,m still pullin for a good sniper or diffrent zombie mod. the one where you can be the zombie attacking the other players. if you die you will turn into a zombie.
  19. welcome to the team. if ya need any help just let me or anyone know and we will be glad to help. congrats
  20. NO!!!!!!!!! all the cows are laying down. I took this pic on Saturday. hahahaha how funny. if all the cows were laying down. try bull slapping. cameras cost to much. nice shot of the train thou.
  21. welcome to the family. have fun.
  22. maybe this will help you out. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qB3QTRguEH8
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