widowmaker
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Have you ever felt like you don't belong anywhere? You want to run but you have no where to go. You want to crawl in a hole and wait for life to be over, but don't have the strength to. I DO.
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Canadian News: Police Arrested Biker Doing 300Kph
widowmaker replied to Joe Canadian's topic in Jokes and Misc stuff
looks like fun. would have to try it at least once. may be why spears won't let me have that kid of bike. hahahahaha -
lmao nice one
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A woman arrived at a party. While scanning the guests, she spotted an attractive man standing alone. She approached him, smiled and said, "Hello. My name is Carmen." "That's a beautiful name," he replied. "Is it a family name?" "No," she replied. As a matter of fact, I gave it to myself. It represents the things that I enjoy the most - cars and men. Therefore I chose 'Carmen'. What's your name?" she asked. He answered, "B.J. Titsengolf."
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welcome to our humble house of idiots.
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welcome to the clan. now get them tags on and hit the battle field soldier. oh and now try some of our other fun servers.
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The only way to pull off a Sunday afternoon "quickie" with their 8-year-old son in the apartment was to send him out on the balcony with a Popsicle and tell him to report on all the neighborhood activities. "There's a car being towed from the parking lot," he shouted. He began his commentary as his parents put their plan into operation: "An ambulance just drove by!" "Looks like the Andersons have company," he called out. "Matt's riding a new bike!" "Looks like the Sanders are moving!"...
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Cops never think it's as funny as you do. They sent me a picture of me speeding, so I sent a picture of a check... so they sent me a picture of handcuffs.
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all the builds are still there and are all well maintained. about four of them are gone. all the buildings around the square are in awsome shape and full of businesses also. it starts at jacksonville state university and goes through the square as in the other video. sorry for the music
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this is my real home town where i actually grew up. wait i grew up? DAM! lol but thi is my real hometown.
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The night before the burial of her husband 2nd Lt. James Cathey of the United States Marine Corps, killed in Iraq, Katherine Cathey refused to leave the casket, asking to sleep next to his body for the last time. The Marines made a bed for her, tucking in the sheets below the flag. Before she fell asleep, she opened her laptop computer and played songs that reminded her of "Cat", and one of the Marines asked if she wanted them to continue standing watch as she slept. "I think it would be kind of nice if you kept doing it" she said. "I think that's what he would have wanted". -Not sure what is more honorable: Being married to this faithful wife to the end or the Marine standing next to the casket watching over them both.
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accepted. no hard feelings here. now get your arsh back to killing. lol
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Wanna hear a dirty joke, A man fell in mud, Wanna hear a clean joke, the man took a bath with bubbles. Wanna hear a naughty joke, Bubbles was the mans neighbor!
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yes it was me that told larsin to do the ban. i tried to make contact with you several time in game with mic and through in game chat with no response from you. all you had to do was just talk to me about it and i would have explained it to you and even helped you out with what to do if you wanted to make a name change. just trying to do my job and keep the servers fun for all and if i would have been in the wrong i would have admitted it and corrected my mistake. like grey said if you want to make a name change get with rockape and he will get it set up for ya. sorry for the inconvenince to you. but not for doing my job here.
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It is hard to find a joke today without a dirty word or two in it, but here is one:Two tall trees, a birch and a beech, are growing in the woods. A small tree begins to grow between them, and the beech says to the birch, 'Is that a son of a beech or a son of a birch?' The birch says he cannot tell, but just then a woodpecker lands on the sapling.The birch says, 'Woodpecker, you are a tree expert. Can you tell if that is a son of a beech or a son of a birch?' The woodpecker takes a taste of...
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welcome to our home. see you on the battle fields.
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is thinking "9000 people are having sex right now, 2000 are kissing, 100 are getting head and you are reading my status. Hang in there Sunshine"
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says, "sex is like a gas station - sometimes u get excellent service, sometimes u get very poor service, and sometimes u just have to settle for self-service"
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This is a mind trick. Think of a number. Double that number. Add eight. Minus half that number. Minus the number you started with. Is the answer 4? I bet it is.
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A guy asks a girl "you ever have magic sex?" Girl says "No, how do you do that?" Guy says "we fuck, then you disappear!" Ta Da BITCH!
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2 men old talking about getting old. 1 says "my hands shake so bad I cut myself 3 times shaving". 2nd old man says"Hell, I came 4 times taking a piss"
