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Shamu

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  1. Belle Or like this: Nascar That is supposed to be all Caps.....
  2. Rules for Pets..........(Posted very low on therefrigerator) Dear Dogs and Cats: The dishes with the paw prints are yours and contain yourfood. The other dishes are mine and contain my food. Placing a paw print in themiddle of my plate and food does not stake a claim for it becoming your foodand dish, nor do I find that aesthetically pleasing in the slightest. The stairway was not designed by NASCAR and is not a racetrack. Racing me tothe bottom is not the object. Tripping me doesn't help because I fall fasterthan you can run. I cannot buy anything bigger than a king sized bed. I am very sorryabout this. Do not think I will continue sleeping on the couch to ensure yourcomfort, however. Dogs and cats can actually curl up in a ball when they sleep.It is not necessary to sleep perpendicular to each other, stretched out to thefullest extent possible. I also know that sticking tails straight out andhaving tongues hanging out on the other end to maximize space is nothing butsarcasm. For the last time, there is no secret exit from the bathroom! If,by some miracle, I beat you there and manage to get the door shut, it is notnecessary to claw, whine, meow, try to turn the knob or get your paw under theedge in an attempt to open the door. I must exit through the same door Ientered. Also, I have been using the bathroom for years - canine/felineattendance is not required. The proper order for kissing is: Kiss me first, then go smell the other dog orcat's butt. I cannot stress this enough. Finally, in fairness, dear pets, I have posted the following message on thefront door: TO ALL NON-PET OWNERS WHO VISIT AND LIKE TO COMPLAIN ABOUT OUR PETS: (1) They live here. You don't. (2) If you don't want their hair on your clothes, stay off the furniture.That's why they call it 'fur'-niture. (3) I like my pets a lot better than I like most people. (4) To you, they are animals. To me, they are adopted sons/daughters who areshort, hairy, walk on all fours and don't speak clearly. Remember, dogs and cats are better than kids because they: (1) eat less, (2) don't ask for money all the time, (3) are easier to train, (4) normally come when called, (5) never ask to drive the car, (6) don't smoke or drink, (7) don't want to wear your clothes, ( don't have to buy the latest fashions, (9) don't need a gazillion dollars for college and (10) if they get pregnant, you can sell their children .....
  3. Redlegg29th sweet, can we all come too?? Anyone comes around NE PA we can go do some water sports.
  4. Well, I made my decision and spent a lot more than initially planned. I will take delivery in 8 - 10 weeks and have in the water early next spring. It's a Regal 2000, black with red stripe, 5.0 Volvo GXI Catylyst 270 HP engine with wake board tower. These videos will give you a good idea: Engine:
  5. Dstraktd It's says i can't cut n paste in firefox. and the hyperlink button doesnt come up... I guess I'll mess with it a bit n see what's happening When you copy a link try using Ctrl-V to paste it in the forum. Works most times but is not perfect. After the link pastes hit your Return key to drop to the next line and the link will turn red or bold on your post. If red or bold the link will work as a hyperlink. Example: http://www.nascar.com/
  6. I believe at one time he did display his art in Toronto. Have admired his work for years but can't understand how he puts so much skill into something and then have it just wash away. That would kill me to see anything I might do be so temporary. In case anyone is interested: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Julian_Beever
  7. FYI, the product I used Skunk Kleen did an awesome job. Hardly any odor at all on the dog and she was skunked real bad. Head, muzzle ears and collar were hit. When she came back to the house she was frothing at the mouth so undoubtedly she got some in her mouth. If any of you are ever in the same situation I suggest the same product, easy to use and very effective.
  8. One of my dogs made a very close encounter with a skunk tonight. It is truly BAD! Did have some neutralizing spray but more work will be needed. A bath with dish washing detergent tomorrow. Dish washing soap can cut the skunk oil just a wee bit. God it stinks here.
  9. At the moment XI is in second place.
  10. One more for Johnny Dos:
  11. In keeping with the dialogue on the Nam FT server this evening and for Chile's pleasure. For those of you who don't know Mojo he also has a NASCAR and Country spot on SiriusXM. I happened to see him live in Louisville, KY where I first heard this song. The link directly to the video would not post.
  12. 22. You hate Dallas . 21. You Realize your favorite dessert is "wawder ice." 20. You find yourself using "yo" and "youse guys" whentalking long distance to your family. 19. You can spell Schuykill. 18. You pronounce Acme as "ACK-A-ME." 17. You think that $2,500 a year for insurance on a 1977 Toyota Corolla is abargain. 16. You find yourself in a nice restaurant thinking "I wonder if theyhave cheese steaks?" 15. You sleep soundly through gunfire and ambulances. 14. You visit New York and are impressed by how clean it is. 13. You believe the car on your left (with turn signal flashing and the driverpointing at your lane) wants you to close the gap with the car in front of you. 12. You can't eat french fries without Cheese Whiz. 11. You call sprinkles on top of your ice cream cone "jimmies." 10. You don't think Wawa sounds funny. 9. You snub a cheese steak that is not on an Amoroso roll. 8. Your parents, brothers, sisters, aunts and uncles all live on thesame block. 7. You know who Jim O'brien is and how he died. 6. You can't imagine lunch without a Tastykake. 5. You're still not sure about Jerry Penacolli. 4. A vacation down at the Jersey Shore (pronounced"shoore") is better than going to an island because there is more stuff to do and you know everyone. 3. You know where to find the Rocky statue. 2. You know that only tourists go to Geno's, Pat's and Jim's forauthentic cheese steaks. You only go there if you are drunk and it's 3:00 a.m. AND THE NUMBER ONE SIGN THAT YOU KNOW YOU AREFROM PHILADELPHIA ..... 1.You buy a soft pretzel at a traffic light without wondering where the guy goesto wash his hands. And you know what? You don't even care!
  13. hxtr Prevention?!?!?... Spam Filter by Barracuda. Very expensive but if a huge problem... worth every penny. I love that box and swear by it. And you can fly me down and I will set it up for you. hahahaha Other SPAM filter software available but all depends on what you have... probably Exchange right? I'm losing so much specific IT knowledge being out of computers. Really sucks. Not sure about a spam filter because the address being used to send is my bosses e-mail address. Can't really block that for legitimate e-mails that are received daily. It's just someone or something sending bogus e-mails from his address.
  14. Not about FPS but thought someone might know about this crap. How does someone send e-mail from your address to your customers with a bogus link that takes you to a Canadian drug house marketing Viagra and Cialis and other stuff. I got two e-mails from my boss, sender address correct, that he did not send. Each time the link was named differently but each went to the same drug house. Included in the addresses along with me were several of our customers. This is not a good thing. How do they steal and send from your e-mail? How can you prevent it? Thanks.
  15. Unfortunately favors are all part of the game many of us will play if given the chance. I too would try to get out of a ticket if I could. Of course the police are not elected officials either which might make some difference. As for the office of the Presidency I may be old fashioned but I would like to think the occupant of that office would refrain on circumventing the law. I just hold the President to a higher standard. I do hate the pardons presidents award at the end of their terms. Of course that's why it's usually done at the end of their term.
  16. I am sure he too will get preferred treatment as his Aunt did previously. http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/08/29/onyango-obama-obamas-uncle_n_940974.html?ncid=webmail4
  17. My girlfriend from Grease:
  18. Made it, think I needed the space before the suffix.
  19. Okay, I am still confused. I have entered the IP with and without the suffix and the PW and it won't connect. Assuming the PW is "crappy" Do I have to register on Gametracker? And yes I have joined a different TS 3 with no problem, just the IP and password. So more help needed.
  20. Thanks guys, I was looking info on the homepage for a download link and server info but did not see anything. Senility and old glasses may be contributing factors.
  21. Doesn't XI run a Teamspeak server? If so I have not found the necessary info. Some help pls.
  22. Have a "Hurricane" on me.
  23. ATD: At The Doctor’s BFF: Best Friend's Funeral BTW: Bring The Wheelchair BYOT: Bring Your Own Teeth CBM: Covered By Medicare CGU: Can’t get up CGIP: Can’t get IT up CUATSC: See You At The Senior Center DWI: Driving While Incontinent FWBB: Friend With Beta Blockers FWIW: Forgot Where I Was FYI: Found Your Insulin GGPBL: Gotta Go, Pacemaker Battery Low! GHA: Got Heartburn Again HGBM: Had Good Bowel Movement IMHO: Is My Hearing-Aid On? LMDO: Laughing My Dentures Out LOL: Living On Lipitor LWO: Lawrence Welk’s On OMMR: On My Massage Recliner OMSG: Oh My! Sorry, Gas. PIMP: Pooped In My Pants ROFL… CGU: Rolling On The Floor Laughing… And Can’t Get Up SGGP: Sorry, Gotta Go Poo TL: Talk Louder WAITT: Who Am I Talking To? WTFA: Wet The Furniture Again WTP: Where’s The Prunes? WWNO: Walker Wheels Need Oil GGLKI (Gotta Go, Laxative Kicking In)
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