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JohnnyDos

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  1. Holy shit is this one ever funny.It's a killer.
  2. Scroll all the way down, the last picture is adorable They can't have my apple OK, I'm curious Oh, you're not like the thing I just sniffed. What are you. Mom's going to be mad, but I would like to stay. Oh, yes! I know mother-love in any form. Very nice. Beautiful Snow Moose A must see. You probably won't see this again in your life time! Be sure to show this to your children or grandchildren Look behind the moose (?) on the left I'm glad you came by. You never would have believed me if you hadn't seen it for yourself These animals were photographed just north of the Wisconsin border on a highway near Marenisco, MI. Once in awhile there is an opportunity to take in a piece of nature that you may never see. In these days of unrest and turmoil it is great to see that GOD still produces some wondrous beauty. The odds of seeing an albino moose are astronomical and to see this in the upper peninsula of Michigan, near Wisconsin, is even greater than astronomical. To see two of them together is nearly impossible. We wanted to share these photos with as many people as possible because you will probably never have a chance to see this rare sight again. This is a really special treat, so enjoy the shots of a lifetime
  3. Like Markoff said there is always COD 5 and now is the time to try CRYSIS WARS.I dare you.
  4. That is some real COOL shit there plus it's a nice little tune.
  5. I'm not an expert but I don't see why not.I use custom install cause I don't want Lord of the Rings installed.Just uncheck that box.Should be simple.I just run the program then I usually reboot my PC.
  6. New drivers for ATI video card owners 10.10 http://sites.amd.com/us/game/downloads/Pages/radeon_win7-64.aspx
  7. Olive did you forget this one by them?Or maybe you were too young LOL.
  8. Has a nice little smile there Chile.You & the wife created a beauty boy.So smooth.I told you C-sections they come out smooth.No forcep marks or really red faced.
  9. Just AWSOME! But do you have any $$$$$$$$ left to buy treats for the kids.?You should be on your local news station again Bud.
  10. SOB I have that one also "mirror in the bathroom" ha that's 2 tunes i have.WTF does SKA stand for anyways?
  11. SOB guess what I heard of the specials This is the only song I like
  12. NONE ZERO ZILTCH ZIP I never heard any of those bands either.But not to bad i might download them SOB.
  13. Watch this video and then you will know what happened to me.I saw all the bands below (except Funkadelics) in my high school in Canada.I'm right across the border from Detroit city.I bet the tickets to see the shows were $! to $2 and I'm not shitting you.
  14. I'm not into dancing.Some tunes I put on for a laugh.
  15. Hey you'll never know what they will play for you.Why? Do you think you will be able to hear the song.I don't think so.What should I have them play for mine?How about this wierd song
  16. "Give me just a little more time" is the only song I recognize by that group.
  17. Only when I 1st got on at 3:45 am/est +5hrs.for the UK.But it seems to be fine now SOB.
  18. Took me 3 tries to get them all right.A little tricky.
  19. HELLLLOOOOOOOOOO!!! DISNEYLAND Two blondes were going to Disneyland . They were driving on the Interstate when they saw the sign that said Disneyland LEFT. They started crying and turned around and went home. FLORIDA OR MOON Two blondes living in Oklahoma were sitting on a bench talking, and one blonde says to the other, 'Which do you think is farther away... Florida or the moon?' The other blonde turns and says 'Helloooooooooo, can you see Florida ?????' CAR TROUBLE A blonde pushes her BMW into a gas station. She tells the mechanic it died. After he works on it for a few minutes, it is idling smoothly. She says, 'What's the story?' He replies, 'Just crap in the carburetor' She asks, 'How often do I have to do that?' SPEEDING TICKET A police officer stops a blonde for speeding and asks her very nicely if he could see her license. She replied in a huff, 'I wish you guys would get your act together. Just yesterday you take away my license and then today you expect me to show it to you!' RIVER WALK There's this blonde out for a walk. She comes to a river and sees another blonde on the opposite bank 'Yoo-hoo!' she shouts, 'How can I get to the other side?' The second blonde looks up the river then down the river and shouts back, 'You ARE on the other side.' AT THE DOCTOR'S OFFICE A gorgeous young redhead goes into the doctor's office and said that her body hurt wherever she touched it. 'Impossible!' says the doctor.. 'Show me.' The redhead took her finger, pushed on her left shoulder and screamed, then she pushed her elbow and screamed even more. She pushed her knee and screamed; likewise she pushed her ankle and screamed. Everywhere she touched made her scream. The doctor said, 'You're not really a redhead, are you? 'Well, no' she said, 'I'm actually a blonde.' 'I thought so,' the doctor said, 'Your finger is broken.' KNITTING A highway patrolman pulled alongside a speeding car on the freeway. Glancing at the car, he was astounded to see that the blonde behind the wheel was knitting! Realizing that she was oblivious to his flashing lights and siren, the trooper cranked down his window, turned on his bullhorn and yelled, 'PULL OVER!' 'NO!' the blonde yelled back, 'IT'S A SCARF!' BLONDE ON THE SUN A Russian, an American, and a Blonde were talking one day. The Russian said, 'We were the first in space!' The American said, 'We were the first on the moon!' The Blonde said, 'So what? We're going to be the first on the sun!' The Russian and the American looked at each other and shook their heads. 'You can't land on the sun, you idiot! You'll burn up!' said the Russian. To which the Blonde replied, 'We're not stupid, you know. We're going at night!' IN A VACUUM A blonde was playing Trivial Pursuit one night... It was her turn. She rolled the dice and she landed on Science & Nature. Her question was, 'If you are in a vacuum and someone calls your name, can you hear it?' She thought for a time and then asked, 'Is it on or off?' FINALLY, THE BLONDE JOKE TO END ALL BLONDE JOKES !
  20. Subject: Color Test More difficult than you might think! Color Test These are the things we're supposed to do to remove the cholesterol around our brain and try to slow up Alzheimer's Disease.. It took me 2 times before I could finally tell this brain of mine to concentrate. A great test, do it until you get 100%! Bet you can't get 100% on the first try! But I'm rootin' for ya... This is pretty neat! See how you do with the colors! Have fun! It takes an average of 5 tries to get to 100%. Follow the directions! It's harder than it seems, as it should be! A brain waker-upper for today! Click here to start
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