JohnnyDos

Holy moly how did we forget these guys

Yes Sonavabitch I could stare at those legs for hours plus I was about 25 years younger.LOL

At least this one has some nice chicks.We all know it.

Hope this joke is suitable.Thinking of my UK buddies.But if it is just let me know Rock Ape.But it is rather humourous The Blue Pigeon. The mayor of London was very worried about a plague of pigeons in the City Centre. He could not remove the pigeons from the city. All of London was full of pigeon poop, the people of London could not walk on the pavements, or drive on the roads. It was costing a fortune to keep the streets and pavements clean. One day a man came to the Town Hall and offered the Mayor a proposition. 'I can rid your beautiful city of its plague of pigeons without any cost to the city. But, you must promise not to ask me any questions. Or, you can pay me one million pounds to ask one question.' The mayor considered the offer briefly and accepted the free proposition. The next day the man climbed to the top of the Nelson's Column, opened his coat, and released a blue pigeon. The blue pigeon circled in the air and flew up into the bright blue London sky. All the pigeons in London saw the blue pigeon and gathered up in the air behind the bird. The London pigeons followed the blue pigeon as she flew eastwards out of the city. The next day the blue pigeon returned completely alone to the man on top of Nelson's Column. The Mayor was very impressed. He felt the man and the blue pigeon had performed a wonderful miraculous service to rid London of the plague of pigeons. Even though the man with the pigeon had charged nothing, the mayor presented him with a check for 1 million pounds and told the man that, indeed, he did have a question to ask and even though they had agreed to no fee and the man had rid the city of pigeons, he decided to pay the 1 million just to get to ask ONE question. The man accepted the money and told the mayor to ask his ONE question. The mayor asked: 'Do you have a blue Paki ??

After returning from his honeymoon in Florida with his new bride, Virginia, Luigi stopped by his old barbershop in Jersey to say hello to his friends. Giovanni said, 'Hey Luigi, how wasa da honeamoona?' Luigi said, 'Everyting wasa perfecto except for da train ride down.' 'Whata you mean, Luigi?' asked Giovanni. 'Well, we boarda da train at Grana Central Station. My beautiful Virginia , she pack a biga basket a food. She broughta da vino, some nice cigars for me, and we were lookina forward to da trip and open upa da luncha basket. The conductore come aby, waga his finger at us anda say, no eat in disa car. Musta use a dining car.' So, me and my beautiful Virginia, we go to da dining car, eat a biga lunch and starta ta open da bottle of a nice a vino! Conductore walka by again, waga his finger and say, 'No drinka in disa car! Musta use a cluba car.' So, we go to cluba car. While a drinkina da vino, I starta to lighta my biga cigar. The conductore, he waga his finger again and say, 'No a smokina disa car. Musta go to a smokina car.' 'We go to a smokina car and I smoke a my biga cigar. Then my beautiful Virginia and I, we go to a sleeper car anda go to bed. We just about to go boombada boombada and the conductore, he walka through da hall shouting at a top of his a voice ... 'Nofolka Virginia ! Nofolka Virginia ! 'Nexta time, I'ma just gonna taka da bus.'

Trolloc I like the way you are thinking.Keep working to keep my pension comming ;you too Tenneal.Now it's time for a joint ah.......

Hump Day is only for people who have to work ha ha I'm retired ha ha So they do not exist for me ha ha.

Just simply a fucking riot Had a great time.Thanks WizId and Sittin & whom ever else was involved.Thanks

New type of tent pole I guess.LOL

LOL that's got to be a bad one not the joke the wife

All true sayings & WOW!!!!!

Looks like her head is growing out of her ass.LOL

Very nice slide show Olive with some nice music.MERCI pour les photos.1 question how do you get the people/kids to pose for you?just ask them or what?How do you speak with them ?In what language?

KRYTERZ you are wrong unless you live in Australia.1pm est is 5 hrs difference to UK 6 to France and 7 to Germany.Plus you are a good player I know you killed me to many time yesterday.Good Luck man.I'm just going in for the fun.I love that 700 map.

They called them Turn Tables LOL

A little Mitch for yous' Great lyrics

So I'm in round 2 So I start at 1:30 Central=2:30 est. God we got nochance against $DOGG$ Were all doomed ahhhhhhh!!!!