Bogleg

That is one ugly cat.

Woke up with Hxtr's dick in your ass again, Stormclown?

Hmm.

That's funny. The one time I got locked up (not a real long story) I ended up in a holding cell waiting for my time with the judge with a guy busted for statutory rape who got arrested with an "Itty Bitty Titty Committee" t-shirt on.

Hmm.

I think all you need to do is start out with an RGB image and make your logo on a new layer and delete the background layer, then save it as a transparent GIF image. I did that for you, but I didn't do any smoothing or anything so it's a little rough - but that image there has no background.

Happy birthday to my favorite nut!

lol - that's signature worthy.

Only three fish? Weak. I can walk over to the industrial park and catch three fish before you get back on here and look up the word "industrial."

hmm

id get throat cancer for sure all up in that vajajjaaaaaaa...a b c d.......etc oops A B C D etc big letters. Now that's some funny shit right there.

Geez you guys got no staying power. Bunch of five pump chumps!

If only it were true. http://www.snopes.com/photos/people/tallwoman.asp

Billy, your post reminded me of a great short story by Vonnegut which illuminates just how smart dogs really are. http://www.unz.org/Pub/Colliers-1953mar14-00046

By vwl chknfngr!

Wassup dude.

Hey if Llama can find a place to camp you know you will find him there.

Can't day I remember it. But I think in 2006 was when I discovered this incredible thing called OUTSIDE. So I might've just missed it.

You are just a tool of the man!

Mmmm loved me some fried chicks!

Ahh Kush, so sorry to hear this. I know this pain all too well. Had to put my first pup down last year - was one of the saddest days of my life. I still occasionally break down over it, but the pain does diminish over time. Thank god for smart phones cuz I have about a billion pics of him to remember him. They have short lives, but they are designed that way: "Being a veterinarian, I had been called to examine a ten-year-old Irish wolfhound named Belker. The dog’s owners, Ron, his wife, Lisa, and their little boy, Shane, were all very attached to Belker, and they were hoping for a miracle. "I examined Belker and found he was dying of cancer. I told the family we couldn’t do anything for Belker, and offered to perform the euthanasia procedure for the old dog in their home. "As we made arrangements, Ron and Lisa told me they thought it would be good for six-year-old Shane to observe the procedure. They felt as though Shane might learn something from the experience. "The next day, I felt the familiar catch in my throat as Belker’s family surrounded him. Shane seemed so calm, petting the old dog for the last time, that I wondered if he understood what was going on. Within a few minutes, Belker slipped peacefully away. "The little boy seemed to accept Belker’s transition without any difficulty or confusion. We sat together for a while after Belker’s death, wondering aloud about the sad fact that animal lives are shorter than human lives. "Shane, who had been listening quietly, piped up, “I know why.” "Startled, we all turned to him. What came out of his mouth next stunned me. I’d never heard a more comforting explanation. He said, “People are born so that they can learn how to live a good life – like loving everybody all the time and being nice, right?” "The six-year-old continued, “Well, dogs already know how to do that, so they don’t have to stay as long.”"

It just dawned on me that she MIGHT have been still wearing them. Perhaps he licked the alphabet one too many times and she had a seizure.

Man she must have some good upper body strength. So from now on whenever someone asks me if I like women in high heels, I will say, "Sure, as long as they keep them on!"

Now Angel you've solved "your" problem, but how is a guy supposed to play COD and "give" oral at the same time? I'm thinking about looking into those new Google eye glasses with the pop-up display. I'm not sure how you've gotten it before but when I'm "gettin busy" my entire face is buried in my partners happy place. Maybe with the display glasses and some kind of controller velcro'd to her thigh could work. Maybe a controller connected to your tongue somehow... although I am not sure if "spelling the alphabet" would equate to a good K:D ratio in-game.