A guy is sitting on his porch when his blonde neighbor walks out to her mailbox.
She opens the mailbox, looks in, colses it up and walks back into the house. Five minutes later, she does the same thing. After another five minutes, the same thing, but this time she's visibly angry. She comes out again after another five minutes, looking furious. She looks in the mailbox and slams it closed. As she's walking back to the house, the guy says,
"Not to be nosy, but are you expecting an important package?"
The blonde answers, "No! It's my damn computer! It keeps telling me I have mail!"
What does a blonde do when her computer freezes?
She puts in in the microwave.
A blonde girl enters a store that sells curtains.
She tells the salesman:
"I would like to buy a pink curtain in the size of my
computer screen".
The surprised salesman replies:
"But madam, computers do not have curtains...".
And the blonde said:
"Helloooo.... I've got Windows!!!"