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On a golf tour in Ireland, Tiger Woods drives his BMW into a petrol station in a remote part of the Irish countryside. The pump attendant knows nothing about golf and greets him in a typical Irish manner, utterly unaware of who the golfing pro is. Top of the mornin’ to yer, Sir,” says the attendant. Tiger nods a quick “hello” and bends forward to pick up the nozzle. As he does so, two tees fall from his shirt pocket onto the ground. “What are dose? asks the attendant. “They’re called tees,” replies Tiger. “Well, what on the god’s earth are dey for?” inquires the Irishman. “They’re for resting my balls on when I’m driving”, says Tiger. “Fookin Jaysus”, says the Irishman, “BMW thinks of everything

Paddy went to the Doc’s today. And said, “do you treat alcoholics”, The Dr replied, “of course we do”………Paddy said, “great, get your coat on; I’m feckin skint The barman says to Paddy, “Your glass is empty; fancy another one?” lookin’ puzzled, Paddy says, “Why would i be needed two empty feckin glasses?” Paddy says to Mary if you were stranded on a desert island, who would you like most to be with you?” “My uncle Mick” replies Paddy. “What’s so special about him?” asks Mary. “He’s got a boat,” says Paddy “Young man,” said the judge, looking sternly at the defendant.” It’s alcohol and alcohol alone that’s responsible for your present sorry state!” I’m glad to hear you say that,” replied Murphy, with a sigh of relief.” Everybody else says it’s all my fault!”

Dublin’s Patrick O’Shea called his lawyer and asked, “Is it true they are suin’ dem der cigarette companies for causin’ people to get cancer?” “Yes, Patrick, sure is true,” responded the lawyer. “And now someone is suin’ dem fast food restaurants for makin’ dem fat an’ cloggin’ their arteries with all dem der burgers an’ fries, is that true?” “Sure is, Patrick.” “And that a lady sued McDonald’s for millions when she burned her tongue with that hot coffee that she ordered?” “Yep.” “And that a football player sued that university when he graduated and still couldn’t read?” “That’s right,” said the lawyer.” But why are you asking?” “Well, I was thinkin’. . . What I want to know is, can I sue Guinness for all dem ugly women It made me sleep with.

NICE start!! You'll be cheetah hopping with that GPU!!!

That's one way to set them free!

NICE setup -put it next to the beer cooler!

Another good one! Any room left???

An Irishman walks into a bar and asks for two beers. He then pulls a small green-skinned man out of his pocket and puts him on the counter. As he’s drinking one drink and the green man is drinking the other, an Englishman down the bar who has had too many drinks says, “Hey, what’s that little green thing down there?” The green man runs down the bar and gives the Englishman a raspberry, “SPLBLBLBLT!,” right in the face and runs back to the Irishman. The Englishman mops himself off and says to the Irishman, “Hey, what is that thing, anyway?” The Irishman replies, “Have some respect. He’s a leprechaun.” “Oh, all right.” the Englishman says sullenly. They all go back to drinking beer. An hour or so later, the Englishman is plastered. “Boy, that leprechaun sure is an ugly little bastard!” he says. The leprechaun runs down the bar and gives the Englishman a raspberry again, “SPLBLBLBLBT!” This time the Englishman is really mad! “Tell that leprechaun that if he does that again, I’ll Chop his willie right off, I will!” he shouts. “You can’t do that,” says the Irishman. “Leprechauns don’t have willies.” “How do they pee, then?” asks the Englishman.

It's questionable if we can really call the human race intelligent the way we behave - look at the state of the world today - is this the way intelligent people behave??? As far as Bigfoot - yup I think he could exist -why not??

But I thought you'd like all the snaps of your girlfriends??? Boy - no pleasing some people!!!

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The last of a dying breed - RIP

Even further - got up to four yesterday - like in fourkyou

Thanks for the info??

Threesome? Threesome?? Did somebody say threesome???