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Have a GREAT birthday!!!

WRONG - she's mine

Now the whole town will go "WOKE"

So don't look in the mirror

OK OK OK - you win - next time when they're ready I'll taste them for you just to make sure they're good - of course I'll have to taste the whole lot

FANTASTIC - where's the invite??????

Even in Chess Chess grandmaster Hans Niemann cheated 'more than 100 times,' new report alleges American chess grandmaster Hans Niemann admitted to cheating two times in his career after World No. 1 Magnus Carlsen publicly accused him last week. But an investigation conducted by Chess.com found that Niemann has cheated more than 100 times. An internal report obtained by The Wall Street Journal says Niemann, 19, was banned from the online chess platform for an unidentified period of time after he confessed to receiving illegal assistance in more than 100 online games, including chess matches for prize money, as recently as 2020. Niemann, ranked No. 40 in the world, is in the midst of a meteoric rise. His Elo rating, which measures the strength of a chess player relative to his peers, has increased by 350 points in a span of four years. The Chess.com report, however, concluded there are "unusual patterns in Hans’ path as a player." Although Chess.com doesn't typically track cheating in over-the-board games, referring to in-person chess matches, the online platform said Niemann’s performance at certain events "merit further investigation based on the data.” WHAT WE KNOW: How a cheating scandal has rocked the world of chess DON'T MISS OUT: Sign up for sports news and features sent to your Inbox The cheating scandal sparked last month at the Sinquefield Cup in St. Louis after Niemann defeated Carlsen, the five-time defending world champion, with black pieces, which is a distinct disadvantage in competitive chess. In a unprecedented move, Carlsen abruptly withdrew from the tournament afterwards. Two weeks later, when Carlsen and Niemann met again in competition at a separate online tournament, Carlsen played just one move before resigning in protest. Carlsen directly accused Niemann of cheating on Sept. 26, writing on Twitter: "I believe that Niemann has cheated more—and more recently—than he has publicly admitted." Niemann admitted to cheating on two separate occasions earlier in his career. During an interview with the St. Louis Chess Club, he said his friend used a chess computer, more commonly referred to as an engine, to feed him the best moves in an Chess.com online tournament for prize money when he was 12. Then, when he was 16, Niemann said he cheated in lower-level games to improve his rating, because he wanted to play tougher opponents.

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@piglo? piglo?? Did somebody say piglo???

It could be worse

NICE!! Running out of room yet?

Whatever it is - someone has to cheat - even professional gambling https://www.jpost.com/omg/article-718783

OUCH!!! Take it easy - get better

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