TBB

Never thought about mounting a fish - is that some sort of regular sexual activity you guys across the Pond do?? Or are you just sticking with your sheep and cows???

WELCOME to the forums - enjoy!

NICE!! Gonna cook it or mount it???

Must be an >IDIOT< in training!!!

Have a GREAT birthday!!

Once again - this says it all

WRONG!!! he never stopped bouncing - explains everything

Like this?????

Bragging again???

Like it was yesterday!!!

https://www.howtogeek.com/872507/minecraft-1.20-will-add-this-new-mob/

On a golf tour in Ireland, Tiger Woods drives his BMW into a petrol station in a remote part of the Irish countryside. The pump attendant knows nothing about golf and greets him in a typical Irish manner, utterly unaware of who the golfing pro is. Top of the mornin’ to yer, Sir,” says the attendant. Tiger nods a quick “hello” and bends forward to pick up the nozzle. As he does so, two tees fall from his shirt pocket onto the ground. “What are dose? asks the attendant. “They’re called tees,” replies Tiger. “Well, what on the god’s earth are dey for?” inquires the Irishman. “They’re for resting my balls on when I’m driving”, says Tiger. “Fookin Jaysus”, says the Irishman, “BMW thinks of everything

Paddy went to the Doc’s today. And said, “do you treat alcoholics”, The Dr replied, “of course we do”………Paddy said, “great, get your coat on; I’m feckin skint The barman says to Paddy, “Your glass is empty; fancy another one?” lookin’ puzzled, Paddy says, “Why would i be needed two empty feckin glasses?” Paddy says to Mary if you were stranded on a desert island, who would you like most to be with you?” “My uncle Mick” replies Paddy. “What’s so special about him?” asks Mary. “He’s got a boat,” says Paddy “Young man,” said the judge, looking sternly at the defendant.” It’s alcohol and alcohol alone that’s responsible for your present sorry state!” I’m glad to hear you say that,” replied Murphy, with a sigh of relief.” Everybody else says it’s all my fault!”