Skeleton In The Closet

[Dark Asylumn]

Skeleton In The Closet

A very large, old, building was being torn down in Chicago to makeroom for a new skyscraper. Due to its proximity to other buildings itcould not be imploded and had to be dismantled floor by floor.

While working on the 49th floor, two construction workers found askeleton in a small closet behind the elevator shaft. They decidedthat they should call the police.

When the police arrived they directed them to the closet and showedthem the skeleton fully clothed and standing upright. They said, "Thiscould be Jimmy Hoffa or somebody really important."

Two days went by and the construction workers couldn't stand it anymore; they had to know who they had found. They called the police andsaid, "We are the two guys who found the skeleton in the closet and wewant to know if it was Jimmy Hoffa or somebody important."

The police said, "It's not Jimmy Hoffa, but it was somebody kind ofimportant."

"Well, who was it?"

"The 1956 Blonde National Hide-and-Seek Champion."

[Ov3rKi11]

LOL.....