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I went to the store the other day, I was only in there for about 5 minutes.

 

When I came out there was a motorcycle cop writing a parking ticket.

 

So I went up to him and said, 'Come on buddy, how about giving a guy a break?'

 

He ignored me and continued writing the ticket.

 

So I called him a pencil necked jerk off.

 

He glared at me and started writing another ticket for having bald tires!

 

So I called him a horses arse, he finished the second ticket and put it on the car with the first. Then he started writing a third ticket!!

 

This went on for about 20 minutes, the more I abused him, the more tickets he wrote.

 

I could only imagine what the owner of the car will think when he sees all the tickets.


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