Shamu Posted November 7, 2013 Member ID: 715 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 8 Topic Count: 418 Topics Per Day: 0.07 Content Count: 2178 Content Per Day: 0.38 Reputation: 1183 Achievement Points: 16606 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 1 Joined: 11/09/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: October 2, 2023 Birthday: 11/04/1943 Posted November 7, 2013 The Lone Ranger and Tonto went camping in the desert. After they got their tent all set up, both men fell sound asleep. Some hours later, Tonto wakes the Lone Ranger and says, "Kemo Sabe, look towards sky, what you see?" The Lone Ranger replies, "I see millions of stars." "What that tell you?" asked Tonto. The Lone Ranger ponders for a minute then says, "Astronomically speaking, it tells me there are millions of galaxies. Time wise, it appears to be approximately a quarter past three in the morning. Theologically, the Lord is all powerful and we are small and insignificant. Meteorologically, it seems we will have a beautiful day tomorrow. What's it tell YOU, Tonto?""You dumber than Shit! Someone stole tent." DEEJAYKEG, Scoarch and JohnnyDos 3
WolfTiS Posted November 8, 2013 Member ID: 1130 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 28 Topic Count: 216 Topics Per Day: 0.04 Content Count: 2267 Content Per Day: 0.40 Reputation: 586 Achievement Points: 17291 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 3 Joined: 02/13/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: July 12, 2021 Birthday: 04/02/1948 Posted November 8, 2013 Old one but a good one Shamu... Awards
daMike Posted November 8, 2013 Member ID: 1011 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 5 Topic Count: 16 Topics Per Day: 0.00 Content Count: 532 Content Per Day: 0.09 Reputation: 318 Achievement Points: 3254 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 01/12/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: June 16 Birthday: 02/10/1962 Device: Windows Posted November 8, 2013 don´t trust a man who uses a sleep-mask. Awards
FlyingDutch Posted November 8, 2013 Member ID: 6623 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 10 Topic Count: 46 Topics Per Day: 0.01 Content Count: 221 Content Per Day: 0.05 Reputation: 156 Achievement Points: 2522 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 04/01/13 Status: Offline Last Seen: 3 hours ago Birthday: 06/11/1978 Device: Windows Posted November 8, 2013 don´t trust a man who uses a sleep-mask. Especially if he puts it on you !!! Awards
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