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Birds and Bees

 

 

A mother is in the kitchen making dinner for her family when her daughter walks in.

?Mother, where do babies come from??

The mother thinks for a few seconds and says, ?Well dear, Mommy and Daddy fall in love and get married. One night they go into their bedroom, they kiss and hug and have sex.?

The daughter looks puzzled so the mother continues, ?That means the daddy puts his penis in the mommy?s vagina. That?s how you get a baby, honey.? The child seems to comprehend.

?Oh, I see, but the other night when I came into your room you had daddy?s penis in your mouth. What do you get when you do that??

?Jewelry, my dear. Jewelry.



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hahaha good one Grey, I have one myself I heard told to someone the other day.

 

A guy asked my co worker how many stipes on a bee? The guy replays, "I dont know". Then he asked, "how many feathers on a bird"? Again the co worker replays, " I dont know". Then he asked, "what color was peter pan's leatard. The co worker replays, " green". The guy then said, 'why fuck do you know so much about faries but jack shit about the birds and the bees"?

 

I died laughing.


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