Another one for seniors

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Getting Married Jack, age 92, and Gill, age 89, are all excited about their decision to get married. They go for a stroll to discuss the wedding, and on the way they pass a chemist shop and Jack suggests they go in.

 

Jack addresses the man behind the counter: "Are you the owner?"

 

The pharmacist answers, "Yes."

 

Jack: "We're about to get married. Do you sell heart medication?"

 

Pharmacist: "Of course we do."

 

Jack: "How about medicine for circulation?"

 

Pharmacist: "All kinds"

 

Jack: "Medicine for rheumatism?"

 

Pharmacist: "Definitely."

 

Jack: "How about suppositories?"

 

Pharmacist: "Yes"

 

Jack: "Medicine for memory problems, arthritis, and Alzheimer's?"

 

Pharmacist: "Yes, a large variety. The works."

 

Jack: "What about vitamins, sleeping pills, antidotes for Parkinson's disease?"

 

Pharmacist: "Absolutely."

 

Jack: "Everything for heartburn and indigestion?"

 

Pharmacist: "We do..."

 

Jack: "You sell wheelchairs and walkers and walking sticks?"

 

Pharmacist: "All speeds and sizes."

 

Jack: "Adult incontinence pants?"

 

Pharmacist: "Yes."

 

Jack: "Then we'd like to use this store for our wedding presents

 

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