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Bottle of Merlot
A man asked a waiter to take a bottle of Merlot to an

 

 unusually attractive woman sitting alone at a table

 

 in

 

a cozy little restaurant

.
So the waiter took the Merlot to the woman and said,

 

 'This is from the gentleman who is seated over

 

 there.'.... and indicated the sender with a nod of his

 

 head.

 
She stared at the wine coolly for a few seconds, not

 

 looking at the man, then decided to send a reply to

 

 him by a note.

 
The waiter, who was lingering nearby for a response,

 

 took the note from her and conveyed it to the

 

 gentleman.

The note read:
'For me to accept this bottle, you need to have a Mercedes in your garage, a million dollars in the bank and '7' inches in your pants'.


After reading the note, the man decided to compose one of his own in return. He folded the note, handed it to the waiter and instructed him to deliver it to the lady.


It read:

'Just to let you know things aren't always what they appear to be, I have a Ferrari Maranello, BMW Z8, Mercedes CL600, and a Porsche Turbo in my several garages; I have beautiful homes in  Aspen and  Miami , and a 10,000 acre ranch in  Louisiana . There is over twenty million dollars in my bank account and portfolio. But, not even for a woman as beautiful as you, would I cut off three inches.  Just send the wine back..
 



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Posted

roflmao!!!!!  nice one :)



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Posted

That was very clever and funny.


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