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God's Handles

 

Little Johnny came home from school to see the families pet rooster dead in the front

 yard. Rigormortis had set in and it was flat on its back with its legs in the air. When

 his Dad came home Johnny said, "Dad our roosters dead and his legs are sticking in

 the air. Why is his legs sticking in the air?"

His father thinking quickly said, "Son, that's so God can reach down from the clouds and lift the rooster straight up to heaven."

"Gee Dad that's great," said little Johnny. A few days later, when Dad came home from work, Johnny rushed out to meet him yelling, "Dad, Dad we almost lost Mom today!"

"What do you mean?" said Dad.

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 was Mom flat on her back with her legs in the air screaming, "Jesus I'm coming, I'm

 coming" If it hadn't of been for Uncle George holding her down we'd have lost her for

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Very good!

 



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LOLOLOL


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