pwrcrzy52 Posted May 3, 2010 Member ID: 103 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 44 Topic Count: 698 Topics Per Day: 0.12 Content Count: 3300 Content Per Day: 0.57 Reputation: 1604 Achievement Points: 25694 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 2 Joined: 09/02/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: December 31, 2024 Birthday: 07/10/1952 Device: Windows Posted May 3, 2010 God's Handles Little Johnny came home from school to see the families pet rooster dead in the front yard. Rigormortis had set in and it was flat on its back with its legs in the air. When his Dad came home Johnny said, "Dad our roosters dead and his legs are sticking in the air. Why is his legs sticking in the air?"His father thinking quickly said, "Son, that's so God can reach down from the clouds and lift the rooster straight up to heaven.""Gee Dad that's great," said little Johnny. A few days later, when Dad came home from work, Johnny rushed out to meet him yelling, "Dad, Dad we almost lost Mom today!""What do you mean?" said Dad."Well Dad, I got home from school early today and went up to your bedroom and there was Mom flat on her back with her legs in the air screaming, "Jesus I'm coming, I'm coming" If it hadn't of been for Uncle George holding her down we'd have lost her for sure!" Awards
loaderXI Posted May 3, 2010 Member ID: 252 Group: +++ COD2 Head Admin Followers: 73 Topic Count: 397 Topics Per Day: 0.07 Content Count: 6443 Content Per Day: 1.12 Reputation: 6583 Achievement Points: 54695 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 32 Joined: 09/05/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: Tuesday at 02:23 AM Birthday: 03/22/1965 Device: Windows Posted May 3, 2010 DAM HIM!!.......... LMAO GOOD ONE Awards
MrBubbles Posted May 3, 2010 Member ID: 349 Group: Fallen Members Followers: 0 Topic Count: 30 Topics Per Day: 0.01 Content Count: 821 Content Per Day: 0.14 Reputation: 541 Achievement Points: 5195 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 09/10/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: April 5, 2017 Birthday: 01/27/1971 Posted May 3, 2010 Very good!
TE_Jackal Posted May 4, 2010 Member ID: 372 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 1 Topic Count: 13 Topics Per Day: 0.00 Content Count: 70 Content Per Day: 0.01 Reputation: 0 Achievement Points: 482 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 09/13/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: Never Birthday: 09/13/1967 Posted May 4, 2010 LOLOLOL
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