TE_Jackal

I have a question, not bashing. Do you have to have that 50$ a year service to get and play the DC?

G1s If your mom doesnt take the time to remove the marlboro from her mouth as she tells the Texas state trooper to go to hell....you might be a redneck.

Glad he was safe. In case you didnt know i wanted to tell ya there are deadbolt locks that need a key for both sides of the door so you can hide the key and no one can get out till its unlocked. Your smart little rascal with be unchaining that other lock in no time. OOps didnt see Lilacorn posted that already

why do we drive on the parkway and park in the driveway?

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Hope the superbowl commercials are good this year....hope the game is too.

Has anyone decided yet which game they are buying when it comes out? Course you could buy both but im not and was wondering which one will be better. Open beta starts monday for MOH

LOLOLOL

LOLOL. Carl sounds an awful lot like Bob Barker XI.....hmmmmmm

i avoid north dallas like the plague, ill keep my poor ass in mesquite.

Good stuff thnx for reminding me how awesome that album is.

Pussy Cola is refreshing come summertime

Heres my hometown. And that is just Garland

Great MOD, been trying to figure out the powerups too. Some are easy but some i dont have a clue.

I didnt know Robert Jordan had died for 3 yrs till i picked up the latest Wheel of time book, that sucked! He wrote 2 Conan novels that were good. Frank Herbert is a great author but not for everyone. Love his Dune stuff and also read his sons prequal sequal books he writes with Kevin J Anderson. Robin Hobb is good with several trilogies out there to buy. Phillip Jose Farmer wrote some crazy stories that are interesting. Elizabeth Moon writes some good space battle type SciFi. Arthur C Clarke Isaac Azimov Robert Zelazny Robert Adams Isnt Sanderson the guy thats helping finish The wheel of time? Im a nerd...

That was a Spincter tightener!

R.I.P.

LOLOL

Pistol/Knife is good times

I'll have what he's havin

Two boys were sharing a room at the hospital and one asks the other "Hey what are you in for?" The other boy replies " Im getting a circumcision." The first boy, looking shocked, replied "I had that done when i was born. It took a year before i could walk!"

Nice work. maybe you Idiots will have a Sig makin class one day, i would join

G1 but im kinda fond of this one: http://wimp.com/nigeriankids/