NORESPECT4U Posted January 14, 2016 Member ID: 3708 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 19 Topic Count: 50 Topics Per Day: 0.01 Content Count: 156 Content Per Day: 0.03 Reputation: 244 Achievement Points: 1702 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 09/05/12 Status: Offline Last Seen: November 12, 2023 Posted January 14, 2016 A Mom visits her son for dinner that lives with a girl roommate. During the course of the meal, his mother couldn't help but notice how pretty his roommate was. She had long been suspicious of a relationship between the two, and this had only made her more curious.... Over the course of the evening, while watching the two interact, she started to wonder if there was more between him and his roommate than met the eye. Reading his mom's thoughts, his son volunteered, “I know what you must be thinking, but I assure you, we are just roommates." About a week later, his roommate came to him saying, “Ever since your mother came to dinner, I've been unable to find the silver plate. You don't suppose she took it, do you?" He said,"Well, I doubt it, but I'll email her, just to be sure." He sat down and wrote: Dear Mother: I'm not saying that you ‘did' take the silver plate from my house, I'm not saying that you ‘did not' take the silver plate, but the fact remains that it has been missing ever since you were here for dinner. Love, Your Son. Several days later, he received an email from his Mother, which read: Dear Son: I'm not saying that you ‘do' sleep with your roommate, and I'm not saying that you ‘do not' sleep with her. But the fact remains that if she were sleeping in her OWN bed, she would have found the silver plate by now, under her pillow… Love, Mom TheLastColdBeer and TBB 2 Awards
AyaqGuyaq Posted January 14, 2016 Member ID: 3773 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 39 Topic Count: 30 Topics Per Day: 0.01 Content Count: 3138 Content Per Day: 0.67 Reputation: 2983 Achievement Points: 24456 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 10 Joined: 10/06/12 Status: Offline Last Seen: January 29, 2022 Birthday: 11/03/1966 Posted January 14, 2016 LMAO, Respect. Reminds me of my post (I'm "re-laughing" now, that joke is one of my faves) about the newlywed, on her wedding night and in her mother's downstairs room, that ran upstairs to her mother because she saw that her new husband was missing half of left foot because of an accident at the plant where he worked. You know, the one where the newlywed shrieks to her mom, "Mom, I can't make love to him because he has a foot-and-a-half!!!" You know, the one where the mother then exclaims while pushing her daughter aside, "You stay here, honey, I'm going downstairs!!!" You know, that one? Lol. Keep up your joke posts, Respect: you not only make me laugh out loud, but you trigger other jokes, or real-life ("Don't try this at home, kids!!") memories of my own. Ayaq Awards
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