NORESPECT4U Posted February 10, 2016 Member ID: 3708 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 19 Topic Count: 50 Topics Per Day: 0.01 Content Count: 156 Content Per Day: 0.04 Reputation: 244 Achievement Points: 1702 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 09/05/12 Status: Offline Last Seen: November 12, 2023 Device: iPhone Share Posted February 10, 2016 A little boy blows up a balloon and starts flicking it all around the house with his finger. His mother tells him to stop it as he’s liable to break something, but the boy continues. ‘Johnny!’ Mom screams. ‘Knock it off!.’ You’re going to break something. He stops and eventually Mom leaves for a short trip to the shopping center. Johnny starts up with the balloon again after his mom has left for the store. He gives it one last flick and it lands in the toilet where he leaves it. Mom comes in and while putting away the grocery gets the urge, a diarrhea run. She can hardly make it to the toilet in time and SPLASH, out it comes. When she’s finished, she looks down and can’t believe what she’s seeing. She’s not sure what this big brown thing is in the toilet! She calls her doctor. The doctor is baffled as she describes the situation, but he assures her he’ll be over shortly to examine everything. When he arrives she leads him to the bath room and he gets down on his knees and takes a long, hard look at the thing. Finally he takes out his pen and sort of touches it to see what it might be and POP! The balloon explodes and poop is everywhere. On him, the walls, etc. “Doctor! Doctor! Are you all right?” she asks. He says, “I’ve been in this business for over 30 years, and this is the first time I’ve ever actually seen a fart!” ldoz, L!ckALotAPus, Spartacus and 2 others 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
AyaqGuyaq Posted February 10, 2016 Member ID: 3773 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 39 Topic Count: 30 Topics Per Day: 0.01 Content Count: 3138 Content Per Day: 0.74 Reputation: 2983 Achievement Points: 24456 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 10 Joined: 10/06/12 Status: Offline Last Seen: January 29, 2022 Birthday: 11/03/1966 Share Posted February 10, 2016 Gross joke, Respect (retching sounds being made because of hair-trigger gag reflex). I was excited to open and read your latest post, because normally you provide only the good stuff. Lol. Ayaq Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
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