Nice_Guy Posted May 23, 2017 Member ID: 23145 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 11 Topic Count: 91 Topics Per Day: 0.03 Content Count: 175 Content Per Day: 0.06 Reputation: 208 Achievement Points: 2089 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 08/23/15 Status: Offline Last Seen: July 26, 2018 Birthday: 02/05/1959 Share Posted May 23, 2017 An Irish daughter had not been home for over 5 years. Upon her return, her Father cursed her heavily. 'Where have ye been all this time, child? Why did ye not write to us, not even a line? Why didn't ye call? Can ye not understand what ye put yer old Mother through?' The girl, crying, replied, 'Dad... I became a prostitute.' 'Ye what!? Get out a here, ye shameless harlot! Sinner! You're a disgrace to this Catholic family.'...'OK, Dad... as ye wish. I only came back to give mum this luxurious fur coat, title deed to a ten bedroom mansion, plus a 5 million savings certificate. For me little brother, this gold Rolex. And for ye Daddy, the sparkling new Mercedes limited edition convertible that's parked outside plus a membership to the country club ... (takes a breath) ... and an invitation for ye all to spend New Year's Eve on board my new yacht in the Riviera.' 'What was it ye said ye had become?' says Dad. Girl, crying again, 'A prostitute, Daddy!.' 'Oh! My Goodness! Ye scared me half to death, girl! I thought ye said a Protestant! Come here and give yer old Dad a hug !!! TBB, JohnnyDos, deerejon and 2 others 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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