pwrcrzy52 Posted June 18, 2010 Member ID: 103 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 43 Topic Count: 698 Topics Per Day: 0.12 Content Count: 3300 Content Per Day: 0.58 Reputation: 1604 Achievement Points: 25692 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 2 Joined: 09/02/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: December 31, 2024 Birthday: 07/10/1952 Device: Windows Posted June 18, 2010 Irish Diesel Fitter Paddy and Mick were both laid off, so they went to the unemployment office. When asked his occupation, Paddy answered, 'Knicker Stitcher.. I sew da elastic onto ladies' knickers and thongs.'The clerk looked up Knicker Stitcher on his computer and, finding it classified as unskilled labour, he gave him £80 a week unemployment pay. Mick was next in and when asked his occupation replied, 'Diesel Fitter.'Since a diesel fitter was a skilled job, the clerk gave Mick £160 a week.. When Paddy found out he was furious. He stormed back into the office to find out why his friend and co-worker was collecting double his pay. The clerk explained, 'Knicker Stitchers are unskilled labour and Diesel Fitters are skilled labour.' 'What skill?' yelled Paddy. 'I sew da elastic on da knickers and thongs, Then Mick puts 'em over his head and says: 'Yep, diesel fitter.' Awards
Reload Posted June 18, 2010 Member ID: 615 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 0 Topic Count: 42 Topics Per Day: 0.01 Content Count: 606 Content Per Day: 0.11 Reputation: 0 Achievement Points: 3461 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 10/23/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: Never Birthday: 11/07/1968 Posted June 18, 2010 whack whack oops
baldie Posted June 18, 2010 Member ID: 607 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 76 Topic Count: 246 Topics Per Day: 0.04 Content Count: 3368 Content Per Day: 0.59 Reputation: 2725 Achievement Points: 34266 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 12 Joined: 10/21/09 Status: Online Last Seen: 9 minutes ago Birthday: 09/16/1966 Device: Windows Posted June 18, 2010 i like it Awards
Recommended Posts