RobMc Posted September 3 Member ID: 25355 Group: ** Registered Users Followers: 31 Topic Count: 344 Topics Per Day: 0.11 Content Count: 6006 Content Per Day: 1.86 Reputation: 9598 Achievement Points: 65536 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 152 Joined: 12/14/16 Status: Offline Last Seen: 4 hours ago Birthday: 01/05/1954 Device: Windows Posted September 3 A husband and wife are having dinner at a very fine restaurant when an absolutely stunning young woman comes over to their table, gives the husband a big open-mouthed kiss, then says she'll see him later and walks away. The wife glares at her husband and says, "Who in the hell was that?" "Oh," replies the husband, "She's my mistress." "Well, that's the last straw," says the wife. "I've had enough. I want a divorce!" "I can understand that," replies her husband, "But remember, if we get a divorce it will mean no more shopping trips to Paris, no more wintering in Barbados, no more summers in Tuscany, no more Jaguar in the garage, and no more yacht club. Not only that, but no more diamonds, no more credit card, and large bank account." "But, he said, "The decision is all yours." Just then, a mutual friend of theirs enters the restaurant with a gorgeous babe on his arm. "Who's that woman with Bobby?" asks the wife. "That's his mistress," says the husband. "Ours is prettier," she replies ! Dot80, KaptCrunch, BUDMAN and 1 other 2 2
major-mark63 Posted September 3 Member ID: 23233 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 26 Topic Count: 55 Topics Per Day: 0.01 Content Count: 3264 Content Per Day: 0.88 Reputation: 2409 Achievement Points: 26324 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 12 Joined: 09/10/15 Status: Offline Last Seen: 10 hours ago Birthday: 08/11/1963 Device: Windows Posted September 3 I did read it before its a reaaly good one!! RobMc 1 Awards
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