Very old joke but still funny

[RobMc]

A little boy about 13 years old walked down the street
dragging a flattened frog on a string behind him.
He came up to the doorstep of a brothel and knocked on the door.
When the Madam answered it, she saw the little boy and asked
what he wanted.

He said, "I want to have sex with one of the women inside.
I have the money to buy it, and I'm not leaving until I get it."

The Madam figured why not, so she told him to come
in. Once in, she told him to pick any of the girls.

He asked, "Do any of the girls have any venereal diseases?"
Of course, the Madam said no.

He said, "I heard all the men talking about having to get shots after
making love with Amber. THAT'S the girl I want."

Since the little boy was so adamant and had the money to pay for it,
the cynical Madam told him to go to the first room on the
right. He headed down the hall dragging the squashed amphibian
behind him. Ten minutes later he came back, still dragging the
frog, paid the Madam, and headed out the door.

The Madam stopped him and asked, "Why did you pick the only
girl in the place with a disease, instead of one of the others?"

He said, "Well, if you must know, tonight when I get home, my parents
are going out to a restaurant to eat, leaving me at home with a baby-sitter.
After they leave, my baby-sitter will have sex with me because she just happens
to be very fond of cute little boys. She will then get the Dose that I just caught."

"When Mum and Dad get back, Dad will take the baby-sitter home. On the way,
he'll give her one in the car and he'll catch the dose. Then when Dad gets home
from the baby-sitter's, he and Mum will go to bed and have sex, and Mum will catch it."

"In the morning when Dad goes to work, the Milkman will deliver the
milk, have a quickie with Mum and catch the clap ...
and HE'S the bastard who stood on my frog!"

[major-mark63]

maybe im not enough old ,, first time i hear this story lol

[RobMc]

8 hours ago, major-mark63 said:

maybe im not enough old

Maybe you owned a frog ???????

[major-mark63]

Sure  Ontarians call us frenchies from Quebec  the french frogs!!

Cause our ancestors from France they use to eat frog legs...