RobMc Posted December 7, 2025 Member ID: 25355 Group: ** Registered Users Followers: 31 Topic Count: 420 Topics Per Day: 0.13 Content Count: 6254 Content Per Day: 1.87 Reputation: 9954 Achievement Points: 67828 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 166 Joined: 12/14/16 Status: Offline Last Seen: 1 hour ago Birthday: 01/05/1954 Device: Windows Posted December 7, 2025 During one of her daily classes, a teacher trying to teach good manners, asked one of her students the following question: "Michael, if you were on a date having dinner with a nice young lady, how would you tell her that you have to go to the bathroom?" Michael said, "Just a minute, I have to go for a pee." The teacher responded by saying, "That would be rude and impolite. What about you Simon, how would you say it?" Simon said, "I am sorry, but I really need to go to the bathroom. I'll be right back." "That's better, but it's still not very nice to say the word bathroom at the dinner table. And you, Johnny, can you use your brain for once and show us your good manners?" "I would say, 'Darling, may I please be excused for a moment? I have to shake hands with a very dear friend of mine, who I hope to introduce you to after dinner.'" The teacher fainted.. major-mark63, rexbowan and KaptCrunch 3
rexbowan Posted December 10, 2025 Member ID: 27522 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 16 Topic Count: 8 Topics Per Day: 0.00 Content Count: 2352 Content Per Day: 0.91 Reputation: 2086 Achievement Points: 16747 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 19 Joined: 01/25/19 Status: Offline Last Seen: Wednesday at 02:44 PM Birthday: 07/22/1951 Device: Windows Posted December 10, 2025 Good one! Awards
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