Unchileno

Man goes into petshop to buy a parrot..1 that he can talk to....He ask the owner for 1...he show him 1 that spoke 5 languages..The man ask how much?...he said $5000...wow too much he reply..Well I got this other 1 ,,speaks 3 languages..how much he ask?...$3000...Again he said too much...well how much you have owner said?...I got $100...Hmmmmmm...I got this bugie here he is like the pope speaks all languages...100 for you......The guys thinks about it and says whats the catch?....He is got no legs..."no legs"..how is he standing on perch?...He has learn to balance him self with his pennis...neat treat Ill take him.He brings him home and get him even a new cage...next day he goes to work and ask the bugie to watch the house and the wife....When the man comes home he finds the bugie on the middle of the cage with head split open and with concussion...he ask bird what happen?...The bird starts to tell him...when you left the neighbour came over...your wife open the door butt naked..Rush him in and sat him on the couch....The man ask what happen next?...she starting kissing him...OMG...what happen next?,,the man ask..She stared to give him oral...OMG..what happen next?..the man ask...She took off his cloth and they started to go at it like wild animals...OMG..What happen next?..he ask..I dont know cause I got a "HARD ON" and went head first...

FELIZ CUMPLEANOS...

MAN THATS A GAY OLD TIME THERE..LMAO

LMAO...YOU ARE A "DICK" POWER...HAHAHHAH.

"Dumb ass".....you will never get that medal...you have to learn to shot first PUTO...LMAO...BOOM Medal...kiss my CULO... p.s....MAYBE THE DUMB ASS MEDAL SHOULD GO TO YOU BEERS..ASKING PEPS WHY THEY DONT JOIN CLAN..WHEN THEY GOT TAGS ON HAHAHAH....OR THE TIME YOU COULD NOT USE TUNTS CAUSE YOU KEPT PRESSING THE "T" INSTEAD OF B38...YOU "DUMB CULO"...LMAO

Brother you still a young pup...we got guys older than you here,well good luck to you..

Great news Rug.....but where is my sniper medal?..I work hard on that sucker,,,maybe soom....Boom Head shot...Thxs Again brother,,,

EAT ME BUDBUTTOM!

Ole! Ole! Ole! Ole!...."Chile" "Chile"....."Vamos Chilenos"....all the way.......lmao...

they say third time is charm..lmao..they also say 3 strikes and you are out..lmao....Im on my second....but if Dukes keeps comming up here..Might have to go a third time again...lmao...fucking Duke...

Hey wait a god damm minute...I live in Toronto....and work weekends....wtf Duke.....got to talk to my wife...lmao..."BASTARDO"

WELCOME TO THE FORUMS BROTHER...SEE YOU OUT THERE!!!!!!!!!

Cod4...hahahaah....come to Cod5 sis...thats where is at..you run so fast in Cod4..you can can get 1o knife kills a minute..lmao...freaking steroids...Why you stop playing Cod5...Dont worry is between you and my knife..lmao....even Shadow is scare to come here.."girls"..who could understand them?..hahahahahahaha

Today Mr.Pac-Man..turns 30 years old.....Man I remember I could not get enough of this game,and still play it...The oldies only get better...I believe we all play this game at sometime....Well Happy B-Day and many more.....

Welcome to your new home....We now have the rights to sell your old 1...lmao

Hola!...Welcome to the forums....now lets see themm..hahaha..enjoy your self with us...keep your hands in at all times..but pop your head....for a head shot..

welcome to the familly......

Dude...no wonder they call you the BigCheese...."man that was awful"....

Welcome my friend....3 girls eh!!!!....i got 2 my self...1 is 9..the other just turn 2...and 1 cooking ....hopefully this 1 is a boy..or Ill have to sit next to you at the bar...lmao...see you soon bro........

Hey Rick...the map all_out..needs some work on the spawnig bro..thas it..good map.....there is a couple more that I found for you..let me know...

lmao...hurry back..i got a bullet with your name on it!!!

shamu ..you will eat every ole ,ole,ole,,,you chanted...

Can you make 1 like a hochey arena...knifes , sticks and pucks only...feel like nailing beers with a stick over the head sometimes..

Does anybody know what this error is?...error 80252..1 of our members says he keeps getting it after installing the game twice..and putting all the patches...he can play only for a few seconds and he gets the error..he also has updated the PB ...anybody please has any input...will be appreciated...Thxs..

Lmao....way the go cheap gringo.......joke hope to see you soon..