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If you need help pm me i'll try to help.

Congats hope to shoot you soon!!! LOL

We had a problem when someone kept calling for a vote and then some people had trouble getting back in game.

LOL Johnny funny ones

LMAO nice Johnny

We tried in COD 5 and it didn't go over very well.

Hey good to see you welcome hope to shoot you soon. LOL

Funny Johnny Good one

Glad i'm only playing maybe 20 hrs LOL

New Priest A new priest, born and raised in Texas, comes to Louisville, KY to serve and is nervous about hearing confessions, so he asks the older priest to sit in on his sessions. The new priest hears a couple of confessions, then the old priest asks him to step out of the confessional for a few suggestions. The old priest suggests, "Cross your arms over your chest, and rub your chin with one hand and try saying things like 'yes, I see,' and 'yes, go on,' and 'I understand.' The new priest crosses his arms, rubs his chin with one hand and repeats all the suggested remarks to the old priest. The old priest says, "Now, don't you think that's a little better than slapping your knee and saying, "No shit! What happened next?"

Welcome Labob hope to see you in game soon

Really nice pictures you are a lucky SOB

Budman has helped me with car questions alot Thanks pwrcrzy52 PS he dosn't like to type on the computer alot.

At a wedding party recently someone yelled, "All the married men please stand next to the one person who has made your life worth living." The bartender was crushed to death.

My name came from my passion for cars , I have a 1930 Ford Tudor sedan with a 350 V8 that has 3 two barrel carbs. Thats more power.

Nice one

GreenBay Packers I just got into a A ESPN fantasy league

Nice work

Welcome all hope to see you in game soon

Grandparents Answering Machine/ and Grandparents GRANDPARENTS' ANSWERING MACHINE Good morning. . . . At present we are not at home but, please Leave your message after you hear the beep.. beeeeeppp ... If you are one of our children, dial 1 and then select the option from 1 to 5 in order of "arrival" so we know who it is. If you need us to stay with the children, press 2 If you want to borrow the car, press 3 If you want us to wash your clothes and ironing, press 4 If you want the grandchildren to sleep here tonight, press 5 If you want us to pick up the kids at school, press 6 If you want us to prepare a meal for Sunday or to have it delivered to your home, press 7 If you want to come to eat here, press 8 If you need money, dial 9 If you are going to invite us to dinner, or, taking us to the theatre start talking we are listening !!!!!!!!!!!" Very cute!! ******************************** WHAT IS A GRANDPARENT? (Taken from papers written by a class of 8-year-olds) Grandparents are a lady and a man who have no little children of their own.. They like other people's. A grandfather is a man, & a grandmother is a lady! Grandparents don't have to do anything except be there when we come to see them. They are so old they shouldn't play hard or run. It is good if they drive us to the shops and give us money. When they take us for walks, they slow down past things like pretty leaves and caterpillars. They show us and talk to us about the colors of the flowers and also why we shouldn't step on 'cracks.' They don't say, 'Hurry up.' Usually grandmothers are fat but not too fat to tie your shoes. They wear glasses and funny underwear. They can take their teeth and gums out. Grandparents don't have to be smart. They have to answer questions like 'Why isn't God married?' and 'How come dogs chase cats?' When they read to us, they don't skip. They don't mind if we ask for the same story over again. Everybody should try to have a grandmother, especially if you don't have television because they are the only grownups who like to spend time with us. They know we should have snack time before bed time, and they say prayers with us and kiss us even when we've acted bad. A 6-YEAR-OLD WAS ASKED WHERE HIS GRANDMA LIVED. ''OH,'' HE SAID, ''SHE LIVES AT THE AIRPORT, AND WHEN WE WANT HER, WE JUST GO GET HER. THEN WHEN WE'RE DONE HAVING HER VISIT, WE TAKE HER BACK TO THE AIRPORT.'' GRANDPA IS THE SMARTEST MAN ON EARTH! HE TEACHES ME GOOD THINGS, BUT I DON'T GET TO SEE HIM ENOUGH TO GET AS SMART AS HIM! It' funny when they bend over; they fart, and they blame their dog.!!!

Welcome to the forums Chaz, hope to see you in game soon

Welcome guys hope to shoot you soon

TALK ABOUT A HOT AIR BALLOON ****************************** This is funny!!!! Who would have thought of that? (Make sure you scroll down to see the whole thing, it's not what you think). I'm lost for words on this one.

Happy Birthday Duck, with all those candles you better call the fire dept.

Welcome Thor see you in game .