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You two look happy ,i'm glad for you guys.

Frozen Crabs & the Blonde Stewardess A lawyer boarded an airplane in New Orleans with a box of frozen crabs and asked a blonde stewardess to take care of them for him. She took the box and promised to put it in the crew's refrigerator. He advised her that he was holding her personally responsible for them staying frozen, mentioning in a very haughty manner that he was a lawyer, and proceeded to rant at her about what would happen if she let them thaw out. Needless to say, she was annoyed by his behavior. Shortly before landing in New York , she used the intercom to announce to the entire cabin, "Would the lawyer who gave me the crabs, in New Orleans, please raise your hand?" Not one hand went up . so she took them home and ate them. Two lessons here: 1. Lawyers aren't as smart as they think they are. 2. Blondes aren't as dumb as most folk think.

What a tatoo

Someone sent me a picture of you plowing your sidewalk! Nice job! It must have taken you all day!

Exercise for people over 50 Begin by standing on a comfortable surface, where you have plenty of room at each side. With a 5-lb potato bag in each hand, extend your arms straight out from your sides and hold them there as long as you can. Try to reach a full minute, and then relax. Each day you'll find that you can hold this position for just a bit longer. After a couple of weeks, move up to 10-lb potato bags. Then try 50-lb potato bags and then eventually try to get to where you can. Lift a 100-lb potato bag in each hand and hold your arms straight for more than a full minute. (I'm at this level.) After you feel confident at that level, put a potato in each bag.

OH johnny they are looking for you now LOL

Cool Sig you do nice work

The one on the right

I'm a Dragon

Nice pictures

Nice job guys ,looking really good.

i didn't know that was out there.

nice job love the boobies lol

lol

i also had a bone spire and calcium growing though the tendon. he said thats where a lot of the pain was coming from.

packers fan even went to a monday night game in greenbay go packers it sucks typing with one finger.

surgery went well 2 hrs ,home by one oclock . i do feel like a borg from star trek. drugs are fine too

AIDS WARNING! To all of you approaching 50 or who have REACHED 50 and past, this email is especially for you... SENIOR CITIZENS ARE THE NATION'S LEADING CARRIERS OF AIDS! HEARING AIDS BAND AIDS ROLL AIDS WALKING AIDS MEDICAL AIDS GOVERNMENT AIDS MOST OF ALL, FINANCIAL AID TO THEIR CHILDREN! Not forgetting HIV (Hair Is Vanishing)

Getting an expensive hairdryer through customs... A distinguished young woman on a flight from Ireland asked the Priest beside her, 'Father, may I ask a favour?' 'Of course, child. What may I do for you?' 'Well, I bought an expensive woman's electronic hair dryer for my mother's birthday that is unopened and well over the Customs limits, and I'm afraid they'll confiscate it. Is there any way you could carry it through customs for me? Under your robes perhaps?' 'I would love to help you, dear, but I must warn you: I will not lie.' 'With your honest face, Father, no one will question you.' When they got to Customs, she let the priest go ahead of her. The official asked, 'Father, do you have anything to declare?' 'From the top of my head down to my waist, I have nothing to declare.' The official thought this answer strange, so asked, 'And what do you have to declare from your waist to the floor?' 'I have a marvelous instrument designed to be used on a woman, but which is, to date, unused.' Roaring with laughter, the official said, 'Go ahead, Father. Next!'

I may be out of game for a little while , shoulder surgery on thursday morning. On the brighter side 8-10 weeks off so i may be on more often while recouping. Rotator cuff, bone spire and bone chip.

Nice Johnny remembering the song and seeing the pictures

Welcome to the clan ,hope to shoot you soon.

The Packs going to the Super Bowl.

A woman goes to the doctor, beaten black and blue. The Doctor asks, "What happened?" The Woman replies, "Doctor, I don't know what to do. Every time my husband comes home drunk he beats me to a pulp." The Doctor states, "I have a real good medicine for that. When your husband comes home drunk, just take a glass of sweet tea and start swishing it in your mouth. Just swish and swish, but don't swallow until he goes to bed and is a sleep." Two weeks later the woman comes back to the doctor looking fresh and reborn. The Woman announces, "Doctor, that was a brilliant idea! Every time my husband came home drunk, I swished with sweet tea. I swished and swished, and he didn't touch me!" The Doctor responds, "You see how much keeping your mouth shut helps?"