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Mine was a 62 Nova conv. bought it for 200 bucks ,then put in a 327 CID,Turbo .400 Tran, 411 gears. Bought it in 1970 had it for couple years then bought a 64 nova hardtop. Now i have a 1930 Ford Tudor sedan Street Rod

Hey welcome All you Idiots , you get 1 free knifing of chili LOL

As an ex law enforcement officer I have been approached by several people lately wanting to know how to identify a Meth Lab. Here is a picture of four Labs. I think it's pretty obvious which one is the Meth Lab. I hope this helps. Let me know if I can be of any further service in this matter.

Nice job !

Well about time you got on the forums { nut buster} hope to see you in game soon. PS i thought it was a deuce LOL

Terrorists boarded a flight out of London . One took a window seat and the other sat next to him in the middle seat. Just before takeoff, a U.S. Marine sat down in the aisle seat. After takeoff the Marine kicked his shoes off, wiggled his toes and was settling in when the Arab in the window seat said 'I need to get up and get a coke.' 'Don't get up,' said the Marine 'I'm in the aisle seat, 'I'll get it for you.' As soon as he left one of the Arabs picked up the Marines shoe and spat in it. When the Marine returned with the coke, the other Arab said, 'That looks good. I'd really like one too.' Again, the Marine obligingly went to fetch it. While he was gone the other Arab picked up the Marines other shoe and spat in it. When the Marine returned they all sat back and enjoyed the flight. As the plane was landing the Marine slipped his feet into his shoes and knew immediately what had happened. He leaned over and asked his Arab neighbors, 'Why does it have to be this way?' 'How long must this go on? This fighting between our nations? This hatred? This animosity? This spitting in shoes and pissing in cokes?'

Both are pretty funny Good ones

I like it thanks !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Chili you and your wife are quit the dancers

Hey Dot glad to see you made it to the forums , Yep you are about 15 min from me . Hope to see you in the game .

Ah gross maybe chili will like it though

LMAO funny Olive

! Did you know that this is National Areola Week? Me neither

Welcome to the forums , hope to shoot you soon

Welcome Andy , enjoy yourself ,playing the game i mean . Hope to see you in game again.

Glad you have a new member in your house . Nice looking dog ,she looks like she found a great home.

He held me firmly but gently just above my elbow and guided me into a room. I had never been there but I knew this was his room. I knew what he was going to do to me, and I knew I was going to let him. The door closed quietly and we were alone. He approached silently from behind and spoke in a low, reassuring voice close to my ear. "Just relax." Without warning, he reached down and I felt his strong, calloused hands start at my ankles, gently probing, and caressing upward along my tender calves slowly and steadily. My breath caught in my throat. I knew I should be afraid, but somehow I didn't care. His touch was so experienced, so sure. When his hands moved under my skirt to my thighs I gave a slight shudder and partly closed my eyes. My pulse was pounding. His knowing fingers continued upward across my abdomen, my ribcage. And then, as he cupped my firm, full breasts in his hands, I inhaled sharply. Probing, searching, knowing what he wanted, his teasing hands quickly moved to my shoulders and slid down my tingling spine. My entire body was throbbing when he discovered my pink, lace thong. Although I knew nothing about this man, I felt oddly trusting and expectant. "This is a man," I thought. A man used to taking charge. A man not used to taking "No" for an answer. A man who would tell me what he wanted. A man who would look into my soul and say... "Okay, all done. Here's your purse, ma'am. Have a nice flight."

Nate and Martin, two army buddies are on leave and decide to go to Nate's house and get drunk. Low and behold they run out of beer so Nate says that he will go for more. As he is leaving he tells his wife Barbara to show Martin her best southern hospitality which she agrees to do. Nate comes back with the beer and finds Martin and Barbara screwing right on the kitchen floor. Nate yells, "what are you doing Barbara?" She replies, "you told me to show Martin my best southern hospitality." Nate then says, "Gee whiz girl, arch your back, poor Martin's balls are on the cold floor."

Welcome to the clan

Congrats on your appointment

Congrats welcome to the clan

Hey good to hear from you hope your doing better . Keep us updated on your condition please. Peace

Lost In Translation I will never hear or see this word again without thinking of this joke. Today's word is................. Fluctuations I was at my bank today; there was a short line. There was just one lady in front of me, an Asian lady who was trying to exchange yen for dollars. It was obvious she was a little irritated . . . She asked the teller, "Why it change? Yesterday, I get two hunat dolla fo yen. Today I only get hunat eighty? Why it change?" The teller shrugged his shoulders and said, "Fluctuations." The Asian lady says, "Fluc you white people too!"

Welcome to the forums Hope to shoot you soon

LMAO wow