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Happy Birthday !!!!!!!!!!!! Hope you have good weather for your birthday.

Happy Birthday Budman !

Happy Birthday Dirk

Happy Birthday Merlin !!!!! one free shot in game Hope you have a great day

Happy Birthday !!!!!!!!!! Hope you have a great day.

Happy Birthday !!!!!!!!!! hope you have a great day

Congrats and nice pictures

LOL oldie but goody

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lHow to Tell the Sex of a Fly A woman walked into the kitchen to find her husband stalking around with a fly swatter "What are you doing?" She asked. "Hunting Flies" He responded. "Oh. ! Killing any?" She asked. "Yep, 3 males, 2 Females," he replied. Intrigued, she asked. "How can you tell them apart?" He responded, "3 were on a beer can, 2 were on the phone."

Hmm early start for you, looks good

Congrats thought there was something different about you LOL

Nice !!! good start

Men Are Just Happier People NICKNAMES If Laura, Kate and Sarah go out for lunch, they will call each other Laura, Kate and Sarah. If Mike, Dave and John go out, they will affectionately refer to each other as Fat Boy, Bubba and WWWildman EATING OUT When the bill arrives, Mike, Dave and John will each throw in $20, even though it's only for $32.50. None of them will have anything smaller and none will actually admit they want change back. When the girls get their bill, out come the pocket calculators. MONEY A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs. A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't need but it's on sale. BATHROOMS A man has six items in his bathroom: toothbrush and toothpaste, shaving cream, razor, a bar of soap, and a towel. The average number of items in the typical woman's bathroom is 337. A man would not be able to identify more than 20 of these items. this is so true ARGUMENTS A woman has the last word in any argument. Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument. FUTURE A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband. A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife. MARRIAGE A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't. A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, but she does. DRESSING UP A woman will dress up to go shopping, water the plants, empty the trash, answer the phone, read a book, and get the mail. A man will dress up for weddings and funerals. NATURAL Men wake up as good-looking as they went to bed. Women somehow deteriorate during the night. OFFSPRING Ah, children. A woman knows all about her children. She knows about dentist appointments and romances, best friends, favorite foods, secret fears and hopes and dreams. A man is vaguely aware of some short people living in the house. THOUGHT FOR THE DAY A married man should forget his mistakes. There's no use in two people remembering the same thing! SO, send this to the women who have a sense of humor and who can handle it .... and to the men who will enjoy reading it.

WHY MEN ARE NEVER DEPRESSED: Men Are Just Happier People -- What do you expect from such simple creatures? Your last name stays put. The garage is all yours. Wedding plans take care of themselves. Chocolate is just another snack... You can be President. You can never be pregnant. You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park. You can wear NO shirt to a water park. Car mechanics tell you the truth. The world is your urinal. You never have to drive to another gas station restroom because this one is just too icky. You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt. Same work, more pay. Wrinkles add character. Wedding dress $5000. Tux rental-$100. People never stare at your chest when you're talking to them. New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet. One mood all the time. Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat. You know stuff about tanks. A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase. You can open all your own jars. You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness. If someone forgets to invite you, He or she can still be your friend. Your underwear is $8.95 for a three-pack. Three pairs of shoes are more than enough.. You almost never have strap problems in public. You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes.. Everything on your face stays its original color. The same hairstyle lasts for years, even decades. You only have to shave your face and neck. You can play with toys all your life. One wallet and one pair of shoes -- one color for all seasons. You can wear shorts no matter how your legs look. You can 'do' your nails with a pocket knife. You have freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache. You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives On December 24 in 25 minutes.

HURT FEELINGS REPORT To use this form, it must be physically placed in the hands of any Law Enforcement Officer DATA REQUIRED BY THE PRIVACY ACT OF 1974 AUTHORITY: S USC 301, Departmental Regulation, 10 DSC 3013 and a log of other regulations too PRINCIPAL PURPOSE: To assist whiners in documenting hurt feelings ROUTINE USES: Whiners should use this form to seek sympathy from someone who cares DISCLOSURE: Disclosure is voluntary, however, repeated whining may lead to your file being stamped "candy ass" or some other appropriate term PART I - ADMINISTRATIVE DATA A. WHINER'S NAME (Last, First, MI) B. WHINER'S AGE C. WHINER'S SEX D. DATE OF REPORT E. TYPE OF WHINE USED F. NAME OF THE PERSON FILLING OUT THIS FORM PART II - INCIDENT REPORT A. DATE FEELINGS WERE HURT B. TIME OF HURTFULNESS C. LOCATION OF HURTFUL COMMENTS D. WAS ANYONE SYMPATHETIC TO WHINER (Please include paid witnesses) E. NAME OF PERSON WHO HURT YOUR PANSY ASS FEELINGS F. HOW LONG DID YOU WHINE G. WHICH FEELINGS WERE HURT PART III - INJURY (Circle all that apply) 1. WHICH EAR WERE THE HURTFULL WORDS SPOKEN INTO? LEFT RIGHT BOTH 2. IS THERE PERMANENT FEELING DAMAGE? YES NO MAYBE 3. DID YOU REQUIRE A "TISSUE" FOR TEARS? YES NO MULTIPLE 4. HAS THIS RESULTED IN A TRAUMATIC BRAIN INJURY? YES NO MAYBE PART IV - REASON FOR FILING THIS REPORT (Mark all that apply) I am thin skinned The Dept needs to fix my problems Two beers is not enough I am a wimp My feelings are easily hurt My hands should be in my pockets I have woman / man-like hormones I didn't sign up for this I was not offered a tissue I am s crybaby I was told that I am not a hero Someone requested a tissue I want my mommy The weather is too cold All of the above and more NARRATIVE (Tell us in your own sissy words how your feelings were hurt, as if anyone cared) PART V - AUTHENTICATION A. PRINTED REPORTER NAME (if you wish to be labeled too) B, SIGNATURE (are you sure about this?) C. PRINTED WHINER NAME (you really are going out on a limb here D. SIGNATURE OF WHINER (you have got to be shitting me!) We, as the Dept, take hurt feelings seriously. If you don't have someone who can give you a hug and make things all better, please let us know and we will promptly dispatch a "hugger" to you ASAP. In the event a "hugger cannot be found, an EMS Team will be dispatched to soak your socks in coal oil to prevent ants from crawling up your leg and eating their way up your candy ass, If you are in need of supplemental support, upon written request, we will make every reasonable effort to prvide you with a "blankie", a "binky" and/or a bottle if you so desire.

I have alot of back exercises ,20 yrs + with back problems i'll dig them up in the next couple days .

Sorry about the your loss , it's hard but it gets better.

NO WONDER SO MANY OLDER GUYS RECKON THEY HAVE PROSTRATE PROBLEMS!!! An old guy goes to his doctor for his physical and gets sent to the Urologist as a precaution. When he gets there, he discovers the Urologist is a very pretty female doctor. The female doctor says,"I'm going to check your prostate today, but this new procedure is a little different from what you are probably used to. I want you to lie on your right side,bend your knees, then while I check your prostate, take a deep breath and say, '99'. The old guy obeys and says, "99". The doctor says, "Great", now turn over on your left sideand again, while I repeat the check, take a deep breath and say, '99". Again, the old guy says, '99'." The doctor said, "Very good". Now then, I want you to lie on your back with your knees raised slightly. I'm going to check your prostate with this hand, and with the other hand I'm going to hold on to your penis to keep it out of the way. Now take a deep breath and say, '99'. The old guy begins, "One.... two... three..." You don't stop laughing because you grow old. You grow old because you stop laughing!

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Nice way to go!

Welcome

Done

Nice pics.

Thanks Beers