BigPapaDean

Yes the lights come on and at the moment I don't have access to another computer. Maybe soon tho!

If I had any maybe but I wanna play with your hair! You are so damned cute and sweet. Don't mean to be disrespectful but you are amazing.

Happy birthday!

I bought this cheap laptop to have a way to keep in touch with all my friends and family. It doesn't have a lot of ram so i bought a Seagate then 1 TB portable drive. I set it up to use for all the heavier stuff such a couple online games I play and teamspeak and things like that. Well I logged on a bit ago and at first it recognized it then stopped. I unplugged and shut everything down restarted and nothing since! I am major disappointed what with everything I am dealing with now! Pleasecan someone assist me so I can get this thing going again. I almost forgot to tell you that the wireless mouse I use withit also stopped at the same time! It stillhas plenty of battery power butthe machine isn't reading it now either.

Happy birthdayRIP! May you have a blessed day!

My daughter pm'd me via facebook and told me my assessment date and time at her house is only about 2-1/2 weeks out. Again I want to thank everyone who contributed to help me thru this time. I am so thankful for everything you have done. Not sure until the assessmeent when I can find a room but all good things in time! Thanks again IDIOTS!!!

With a name like Tacobill there would have been no evidence left if I was around! I LOVE TACOS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Happy birthday!

Well young lady I wondered what happened to you! Remember the knife fights we use to have when you was little! lol Good to see you on the forums. Have a great time killing all these idiots!

HXTR may even want to smoke that baby!

Then do the homerun hotdiggitydog thingy!

Depends who it is! lol

God bless you and the family at this time of great sorrow!

I'll take your word for it!

With your balls strap?

For those of you who I am not friends with on facebook I want to tell you the day I have dreaded and longed for is a couple of weeks away! I had file bankruptcy on my condo where I reside atm 6 yrs ago. The county has been trying to do a property tax sale all that time. The housing was so low I decided to remain here, even with all the bad memories that are here. This means I probably won't be doing a whole lot of gaming anymore!. I am looking at a used RV that is well within purchasable for me. My eldest son will more than likely help me with the finances! This way I can up and leave anytime and anywhere I want. My youngest son who is living with me and taking care of things I need will go with me. My granddaughter will still come and stay with me a lot! I need all the prayers and positive energy I can get as I have been on pins and needles ever since. I am off for another week from my crazy pills so I may be acting kind of crazy around here! I hope to be back online but probably not on my pc. I may sell it and get a laptop of some kind to go online. Will wait and see about that. For now I am doing okay but very stressed! Love all you IDIOTS!

Aye use a program that gives me any and all info I need: Belarc Advisor!

Funny Story!!! A Farmer Tried To Catch A Deer With A Rope. He Was Shocked When This Happened. Actual Letter from someone who writes, and farms (and wants to remain anonymous). I had this idea that I was going to rope a deer, put it in a stall, feed it up on corn for a couple of weeks, then kill it and eat it. The first step in this adventure was getting a deer. I figured that, since they congregate at my cattle feeder and do not seem to have much fear of me when we are there (a bold one will sometimes come right up and sniff at the bags of feed while I am in the back of the truck not 4 feet away), it should not be difficult to rope one, get up to it and toss a bag over its head (to calm it down) then hog tie it and transport it home. I filled the cattle feeder then hid down at the end with my rope. The cattle, having seen the roping thing before, stayed well back. They were not having any of it. After about 20 minutes, my deer showed up — 3 of them. I picked out a likely looking one, stepped out from the end of the feeder, and threw my rope. The deer just stood there and stared at me. I wrapped the rope around my waist and twisted the end so I would have a good hold. The deer still just stood and stared at me, but you could tell it was mildly concerned about the whole rope situation. I took a step towards it…it took a step away. I put a little tension on the rope and then received an education. The first thing that I learned is that, while a deer may just stand there looking at you funny while you rope it, they are spurred to action when you start pulling on that rope. That deer EXPLODED. The second thing I learned is that pound for pound, a deer is a LOT stronger than a cow or a colt. A cow or a colt in that weight range I could fight down with a rope and with some dignity. A deer— no chance. That thing ran and bucked and twisted and pulled. There was no controlling it and certainly no getting close to it. As it jerked me off my feet and started dragging me across the ground, it occurred to me that having a deer on a rope was not nearly as good an idea as I had originally imagined. The only upside is that they do not have as much stamina as many other animals. A brief 10 minutes later, it was tired and not nearly as quick to jerk me off my feet and drag me when I managed to get up. It took me a few minutes to realize this, since I was mostly blinded by the blood flowing out of the big gash in my head. At that point, I had lost my taste for corn-fed venison. I just wanted to get that devil creature off the end of that rope. I figured if I just let it go with the rope hanging around its neck, it would likely die slowly and painfully somewhere. At the time, there was no love at all between me and that deer. At that moment, I hated the thing, and I would venture a guess that the feeling was mutual. Despite the gash in my head and the several large knots where I had cleverly arrested the deer’s momentum by bracing my head against various large rocks as it dragged me across the ground, I could still think clearly enough to recognize that there was a small chance that I shared some tiny amount of responsibility for the situation we were in, so I didn’t want the deer to have it suffer a slow death, so I managed to get it lined back up in between my truck and the feeder – a little trap I had set beforehand … kind of like a squeeze chute. I got it to back in there and I started moving up so I could get my rope back. Did you know that deer bite? They do! I never in a million years would have thought that a deer would bite somebody, so I was very surprised when I reached up there to grab that rope and the deer grabbed hold of my wrist. Now, when a deer bites you, it is not like being bit by a horse where they just bite you and then let go. A deer bites you and shakes its head — almost like a pit bull. They bite HARD and it hurts. The proper thing to do when a deer bites you is probably to freeze and draw back slowly. I tried screaming and shaking instead. My method was ineffective. It seems like the deer was biting and shaking for several minutes, but it was likely only several seconds. I, being smarter than a deer (though you may be questioning that claim by now) tricked it. While I kept it busy tearing the bejesus out of my right arm, I reached up with my left hand and pulled that rope loose. That was when I got my final lesson in deer behavior for the day. Deer will strike at you with their front feet. They rear right up on their back feet and strike right about head and shoulder level, and their hooves are surprisingly sharp. I learned a long time ago that, when an animal — like a horse — strikes at you with their hooves and you can’t get away easily, the best thing to do is try to make a loud noise and make an aggressive move towards the animal. This will usually cause them to back down a bit so you can escape. This was not a horse. This was a deer, so obviously, such trickery would not work. In the course of a millisecond, I devised a different strategy. I screamed like a woman and tried to turn and run. The reason I had always been told NOT to try to turn and run from a horse that paws at you is that there is a good chance that it will hit you in the back of the head. Deer may not be so different from horses after all, besides being twice as strong and 3 times as evil, because the second I turned to run, it hit me right in the back of the head and knocked me down. Now, when a deer paws at you and knocks you down, it does not immediately leave. I suspect it does not recognize that the danger has passed. What they do instead is paw your back and jump up and down on you while you are lying there crying like a little girl and covering your head. I finally managed to crawl under the truck and the deer went away. ------------------------------ ------------------ So now I know why when people go deer hunting they bring a rifle with a scope so that they can be somewhat equal to the Prey.

That's what I tell myself anyway! lol

Thank you all! Much appreciated!

Thanks a bunch! After I saw all the bd wishes here and on facebook this is what I wrote on my wall! I don't recall but I have been told that 62 yrs ago this very day there was a loud mouth screaming, and boisterous baby boy born onto this planet we call earth! I also was told I was there but I have no recollection of that bright and cheery day! Isn't it funny how the most important day of our lives and I can't remember it. Can you? I do know that despite the struggles I have had this last couple of weeks or so. my life is actually going pretty well. My little darling whom I call Maddy loves to play with me and begs for me to take the time just for her. My life would be so void without her. My other little angel Layla is well on her way to make her mommy pay for all those joyous times she gave me! All in all even if I can't by memory prove I was "born and not hatched I am feeling quite loved what with all the b-day wishes and the day is just beginning. Thank you all for the wonderful happy birthday wishes. I love you all more than you can know. God bless your friend PapaDean!

At The Villages in Florida last week, there was a bumper sticker on a parked car that read: "I miss Chicago." Someone broke the window, stole the radio, shot out all four of the tires, added an Obama bumper sticker and left a note that read: "Hope this helps."

WOW! I get told all the time my knife is horribly rusty! (After I gut some camper with it!)

I love your avatar what a problem to have! lol

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